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Hey guys, I'm friends with nerfherder and he was just showing me the site and I though I'd sign up. I figured I'd just start out by saying and telling you a bit about my stuff. I'm a big X-fan (as I'm sure a lot of you are) I keep up with the current stuff and my collection goes back to around 150 (where the start getting kind of actually worth collecting, haha). But my real prize is my Battle Pope collection! I have two copies of each issue of the original printings and one of each of the color reprints (good reader copies). For those of you who are not familiar with the character, he is the very first published creation of both Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore (Walking Dead creators). Anyways, I know nerffy's a big Spidey guy so I thought I's just open up for people to talk about what their baby is too!

 

Welcome. Here's a bit about moi.

 

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Hey guys, I'm friends with nerfherder and he was just showing me the site and I though I'd sign up. I figured I'd just start out by saying and telling you a bit about my stuff. I'm a big X-fan (as I'm sure a lot of you are) I keep up with the current stuff and my collection goes back to around 150 (where the start getting kind of actually worth collecting, haha). But my real prize is my Battle Pope collection! I have two copies of each issue of the original printings and one of each of the color reprints (good reader copies). For those of you who are not familiar with the character, he is the very first published creation of both Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore (Walking Dead creators). Anyways, I know nerffy's a big Spidey guy so I thought I's just open up for people to talk about what their baby is too!

 

Welcome. Here's a bit about moi.

 

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

 

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