The Honey Badger 0

[fantastic_four]

 

That narration was hilarious to me.

 

All the Cracked articles have hilarious, hardcore macho-sounding narration. Here's the awesome intro to that article:

 

Some animals are boring, and that's fine. They're all gathering nuts or looking for mates or marking territory or some stupid mess. Hey, you know, whatever floats your boat, squirrel. We prefer the animals that just straight don't give a : the ones that punch sharks in the , ghost-ride somebody else's whip, beer-bong tequila and look you dead in the eye while plowing your girlfriend.

[RockMyAmadeus]

They're kinda cute and cuddly looking....

 

 

Until they open their mouths and then OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Warren Oates]

 

Isn't there already a hero called The Badger?

 

I see that now. But it's just a guy that knows martial arts in a red costume. And an american Badger is quite a bit different than a Honey Badger. Honey Badgers tracks down whatever they want and rips it's face off and eats it.

 

Here you can see a clip, a big monitor lizard comes knocking at the Honey Badger's door and wants him for dinner. Honey Badger comes out and says "what's up?". Big dumb lizard obviously doesn't know about Honey Badgers and thinks it's found an easy meal. Next thing you know lizard gets his face ripped off and is the Badger's dinner.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlvZ6anM81U

[VintageComics]

That is one wickedly nasty animal.

 

Imagine harnessing those genes? That frigging thing is fearless!

 

 

[cheetah]

 

This pic is a little better.

 

Look at those claws and muscles

 

Photoshopped mouth. Not real.

[cheetah]

[VintageComics]

 

 

Whose mouth do you think they photoshopped in it?

 

[cheetah]

It is a mosh-up of human molars, dog teeth, and vampire fangs. Pretty sure the tongue is human.

[Warren Oates]

It is a mosh-up of human molars, dog teeth, and vampire fangs. Pretty sure the tongue is human.

 

I think yer right. It does look photoshop. They should've just used real honey badger teeth.

 

Also looks like they puffed up the legs.

 

The real teeth look meaner I think.

 

 

Pic from National Geographic:

 

Edited April 15, 2011 by Warren Oates

[lizards2]

 

Isn't there already a hero called The Badger?

 

I see that now. But it's just a guy that knows martial arts in a red costume.

 

The Badger was one of the greatest series of all time - and hilarious to boot. I'm surprised someone as swinging as Roy hasn't read the title

[VintageComics]

 

Isn't there already a hero called The Badger?

 

I see that now. But it's just a guy that knows martial arts in a red costume.

 

The Badger was one of the greatest series of all time - and hilarious to boot. I'm surprised someone as swinging as Roy hasn't read the title

 

[kaylab]

I love this description of the Honey Badger, from one of the youtube videos.... "The honey badger is the only known member of the animal kingdom that has developed criminal insanity as an evolutionary defense mechanism."

[Marvelfangirl]

They're kinda cute and cuddly looking....

 

 

Until they open their mouths and then OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

 

Aww

[NuffSaid57]

Known for being partial to honey it is reviled by humans that it lives near as a raider of poultry that often kills much more than it can consume.

 

However it is a beloved hero of nature lovers the world over who enjoy seeing such an innocent creature triumph over evil humans.

[MCJ]

Not Safe For Work due to language.

 

 

I thought of this YouTube clip when I saw the Topic After Felicia Day posted this on one of her blogs, the viewership spiked dramatically...

[Warren Oates]

Known for being partial to honey it is reviled by humans that it lives near as a raider of poultry that often kills much more than it can consume.

 

However it is a beloved hero of nature lovers the world over who enjoy seeing such an innocent creature triumph over evil humans.

 

Kind of seems like the honey is a misnomer, and they are really going after the larvae.

 

Seems like they are hard wired to kill, but I didn't know they would kill more than they could eat at the same time. Crazed butchers.

 

Could be quite handy killing machines though, parts of TX have way too many rattlers. Maybe you could turn loose a dozen sterile honey badgers and let them thin em out.

 

Same thing with the everglades, they're being over run with iguanas and pythons that aren't even supposed to be there. Maybe the Honey Badger would favor them over the natural critters.

[Ducktape]