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OT? Top 11 RPG office supplies

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Ares

Ares

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I didnt write this myself..

 

I saw it on bbspot.com

 

11. Striped Tie of Resist Management

10. Mouse of Negate Firewall

9. Large Potion of Replenish Toner

8. Blinking Hub of Brilliance

7. Rusty Wand of Postpone Deadline

6. Potion of Manager Detection

5. Amulet of Blame Reflection

4. Ring of Pager Control

3. Scroll of Create Intern

2. Coffee Cup of Holding

1. Wand of Project Cancellation

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s-man

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11. Striped Tie of Resist Management

10. Mouse of Negate Firewall

9. Large Potion of Replenish Toner

8. Blinking Hub of Brilliance

7. Rusty Wand of Postpone Deadline

6. Potion of Manager Detection

5. Amulet of Blame Reflection

4. Ring of Pager Control

3. Scroll of Create Intern

2. Coffee Cup of Holding

1. Wand of Project Cancellation

 

ill take all the above! thumbsup2.gif

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Ze-man

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Dont forget

 

Paper punch of Death

 

Shredder of sorrow

 

White out spell of toner absolvement

 

USB hub of enchantment

 

Wizards Floppy hat stay on, Glue stick

 

Resume parchment of wealth

 

Mana Ink cartridge of blackness..

 

 

I could go on and on....

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s-man

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or...

 

Irratating Customer Shut Up Tape! 893applaud-thumb.gif

 

(hey wait...that might actually work with plain tape! 27_laughing.gif)

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Ze-man

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or...

 

Irratating Customer Shut Up Tape! 893applaud-thumb.gif

 

(hey wait...that might actually work with plain tape! 27_laughing.gif)

 

 

27_laughing.gif, silly wabbit... you need to phrase it with an RPG element.

 

So your tape should be

 

Irratating Customer Tape of Mutness

 

or

 

Duct Tape for the annoying ones

 

or

 

Bad omen customer tape of binding

 

 

27_laughing.gif, I am j/k ya bro..

the Dungeon Master in me coming out.

I

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Vorpal Letter Opener

 

Powerpoint Presentation of Life Stealing

 

Codex of the Infinite Desk Locations of Hot Secretaries

 

Baba Yaga's Cot

 

Rod of Smiting Asskissing Coworkers

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s-man

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or...

 

Irratating Customer Shut Up Tape! 893applaud-thumb.gif

 

(hey wait...that might actually work with plain tape! 27_laughing.gif)

 

 

27_laughing.gif, silly wabbit... you need to phrase it with an RPG element.

 

So your tape should be

 

Irratating Customer Tape of Mutness

 

or

 

Duct Tape for the annoying ones

 

or

 

Bad omen customer tape of binding

 

 

27_laughing.gif, I am j/k ya bro..

the Dungeon Master in me coming out.

I

 

Hey call it what you will...what ever shut 'em the F... up!! grin.gif

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Ze-man

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or...

 

Irratating Customer Shut Up Tape! 893applaud-thumb.gif

 

(hey wait...that might actually work with plain tape! 27_laughing.gif)

 

 

27_laughing.gif, silly wabbit... you need to phrase it with an RPG element.

 

So your tape should be

 

Irratating Customer Tape of Mutness

 

or

 

Duct Tape for the annoying ones

 

or

 

Bad omen customer tape of binding

 

 

27_laughing.gif, I am j/k ya bro..

the Dungeon Master in me coming out.

I

 

Hey call it what you will...what ever shut 'em the F... up!! grin.gif

 

 

perhaps we need to create a whole line of Nasty Customer vanishing products then..

 

hrmmm..

lemme think

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deathlok

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speaking or RPG's (sorry Ares for the OT)

 

Does anyone still have any of the original D&D books, modules, or anything else?

 

Long before they came out with the 2nd edition [!@#%^&^].

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I still have a Deities & Demigods (1st Print) with the Cthulhu and Melnibonean mythos, in Mint condition. I have a ton of the other books (including some of the modules still mint in shrinkwrap) and some of the boxed sets, but the Deities & Demigods is the nicest, most valuable single book I have.

 

speaking or RPG's (sorry Ares for the OT)

 

Does anyone still have any of the original D&D books, modules, or anything else?

 

Long before they came out with the 2nd edition [!@#%^&^].

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deathlok

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I have that edition of Deities & Demigods, although not in mint condition. Back then we never thought they would be worth anything. Plus we used the hell out of them.

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That edition of the Rogue's Gallery is one of the coolest books they ever came out with. Lots of really cool Jeff Dee artwork. He was my favorite D&D artist, with Bill Willingham being a close second. I used to hate Erol Otus, but as I got older, he became one of my favorites as well.

 

I am going to apologize in advance for the length of the rest of this post. And now, back to our discussion....

 

The funny thing about Jeff Dee is that his art changed A LOT as years went by. He had that great, fluid style in the late 70s and early 80s, such as this pictures below.

 

Here's one from the Rogue's Gallery book that you posted:

 

roguesgallery01.jpg

 

Here's another stunner from the Ghost Tower of Inverness:

 

c2_firegiant.jpg

 

Another classic from the Village of Homlett:

 

t1_ghoulattack.jpg

 

Some great stuff from Queen of the Demonweb Pits:

 

q1_golemmace.jpg

jdee_art_03.jpg

q1_maldev.jpg

 

Gorgeous drawing from Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan:

 

c1_no9.jpg

 

Awesome art from the Slave Lords modules:

 

a3_barwench.jpg

jdee_art_bw03.jpg

jdee_art_01.jpg

jdee_art_02.jpg

a2_boggle.jpg

a3_gnollillusion.jpg

jdee_art_bw05.jpg

jdee_art_bw04.jpg

 

Awesome picture from Against the Giants:

 

jdee_art_bw06.jpg

 

The sweetest Mind Flayer drawing I've ever seen, from Expedition to the Barrier Peaks:

 

s3_zapped.jpg

 

The classic scene from Keep on the Borderlands:

 

jdee_art_bw01.jpg

 

Some of the Gods from Deities & Demigods:

 

anhur_01.jpg

osiris_01.jpg

ptah_01.jpg

seker_01.jpg

mictlan.jpg

odin_01.jpg

thor_01.jpg

 

 

Finally, the LADIES OF JEFF DEE:

 

freya_01.jpg

isis_01.jpg

bast_01.jpg

 

 

 

And then in the mid-80s, his style changed almost overnight to where it didn't even look like his stuff anymore. It has pretty much been unremarkable ever since. Gallery of Jeff Dee's recent artwork

 

Here are some samples after his style changed, from the gallery on his website:

 

gauntlet.JPG

Condor.jpg

vandv.JPG

Nemesis.jpg

patriot.jpg

 

What the hell happened????? 893whatthe.gif

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