Super Powers

[Wally's Comics]

not taking things at their face value

 

 

Trying to make a funny there eh?

 

Face value... head in the box... eh?

[PovertyRow]

Teleportation to anyplace I wish (with my clothes/items/backpack/any life form I am touching) going along for the ride. Would allow me to sleep later in the mornings before going to work. Could enjoy a good Sicilian pizza for lunch. Etc. These extra perks would be necessary to keep me in top health so I could teleport that person out of the path of that speeding car, teleport cats out of trees, teleport bank robbers right to the police station, etc.

[Wally's Comics]

Just don't let the robber teleport a bullet into your butt!!

[s-man]

Teleportation to anyplace I wish (with my clothes/items/backpack/any life form I am touching) going along for the ride. Would allow me to sleep later in the mornings before going to work. Could enjoy a good Sicilian pizza for lunch. Etc. These extra perks would be necessary to keep me in top health so I could teleport that person out of the path of that speeding car, teleport cats out of trees, teleport bank robbers right to the police station, etc.

 

you would have to change your name to Nightcrawler!

[DoubleCovaBrotha]

You know, I have thought about this many time when I was a kid (still do actually.) Since I could only use my powers for good, X-ray vision is pretty much useless.

 

I would love to fly more than anything else. But I would like to have complete control in the air. None of that [!@#%^&^] where I can fly because I can change my body density or because I can alter the air pressure around me. It would be kinda stupid if I had to flap my arms to fly too.

[s-man]

It would be kinda stupid if I had to flap my arms to fly too.

 

that reminds me of a joke, im sure nobody has ever heard before...ever...

 

just flew into (anywhere town, USA) and boy are my arms tired!

[minutekev@50]

No powers, but I'd like an unlimited supply of cash, a mansion outside of greater Gotham with a cave beneath it, a utility belt, a kickass car, boat, helicopter, motorcycle and jetplane, a butler to wait on my every whim, Vicki Vale and Selena Kyle in a threesome on weekends and a teenage boy dressed as a Robin to fulfill my darkest most wanton desires...........

 

Barring that just send Greggy over in the short-shorts....

[thecomicsheet]

The big caveat about immortality is: what will happen to the world in the future? Or even further, a billion raised to the power of a billion (and so on) centuries from now, will anything still exist? Will humans have mograted to toher planets before the earth is wasted? Etc. You may find yourself quite healthy and whole, but in a most boring or trying place.

 

And you know, a billion raised to the power of a billion (and so on) centuries is less than a snap of the finger when considering eternity.

 

Remember,

You're going to be dead for a long, ... long time.

[OldGuy]

Power to get all 10's back from CGC

 

At this point the power to get anything back from CGC would be nice.

[justiceleaguer]

I want the power to see into attics of peoples homes so i can finally luck out and find a collection to compete with all of you I feel so inadequate.