I'm back after 10 hours. What did I miss?

[DiceX]

I'm still Rodey

 

I tell you, you don't get any respect.

 

With your dog, you don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants you to leave.

 

Your mother never breast fed you. She told you that she only liked you as a friend.

 

When you played in the sandbox the cat kept covering you up.

 

A girl phoned you and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." You went over. Nobody was home!

 

You worked in a pet store and people kept asking how big you'd get.

 

You asked your old man if you could go ice-skating on the lake. He told you, "Wait til it gets warmer."

 

You went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

 

 

[Rodey]

I get no respect here.