Ditch Fahrenheit's Journal 7 7

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[spideyfan76]

In Massachusetts you must have a license to wear a goatee.

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In Massachusetts you must have a license to wear a goatee.

 

 

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

 

[spideyfan76]

In Massachusetts you must have a license to wear a goatee.

 

 

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

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Target

 

 

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[HarveySwick]

I think this one has run its course.

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Maybe.

 

I couldn't find a banana slug.

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I had a feeling this was coming.

[Jeffro.]

In Massachusetts you must have a license to wear a goatee.

 

 

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.

At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.

 

Not surprised at this one.

 

Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.

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Texas

 

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

 

[Jeffro.]

CT isn't much better

 

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

 

You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

 

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

 

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Canada

 

Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.

[Jeffro.]

I had a feeling this was coming.

 

He's got to be a previously banned member.

[Jeffro.]

Thank god for Rhode Island

 

No one may bite off another's leg.

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CT isn't much better

 

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

 

You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

 

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

 

You may not educate dogs.

 

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I had a feeling this was coming.

 

He's got to be a previously banned member.

 

My Ditch senses are tingling.