Artboy99 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I'd hate to see Hulk on a bender though..... His metabolism burns it up so fast it is near impossible for the Hulk to get drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted February 6, 2014 Author Share Posted February 6, 2014 I guess you can make up science words to explain any superhero: Spiderman uses webitons to propel molecular quasi-webbing from his wrists which are projected by tactile anti-osmosis. He can sense danger by psycho-sensational auric vibrations in the nethersphere. His musculature is arachno-enhanced with rapid-fire mitochondria, giving him strength. This was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slym2none Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Superman eats. I remember having to ask my dad what beef bourguignon was when I was about 6. That is Supermans favorite meal. well even if he eats he never has to go to the bathroom cause his body can compress an unlimited amount of food. Everything he has ever eaten is still in there. waiting. No, no, no. That's how he makes diamonds to pay for more hamburgers.....Squeeze technique and all that..... Does that mean he uses his heat vision on his ? -slym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEP Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I guess you can make up science words to explain any superhero: Spiderman uses webitons to propel molecular quasi-webbing from his wrists which are projected by tactile anti-osmosis. He can sense danger by psycho-sensational auric vibrations in the nethersphere. His musculature is arachno-enhanced with rapid-fire mitochondria, giving him strength. This was great. My head hurts...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted February 6, 2014 Author Share Posted February 6, 2014 Superman eats. I remember having to ask my dad what beef bourguignon was when I was about 6. That is Supermans favorite meal. well even if he eats he never has to go to the bathroom cause his body can compress an unlimited amount of food. Everything he has ever eaten is still in there. waiting. No, no, no. That's how he makes diamonds to pay for more hamburgers.....Squeeze technique and all that..... Does that mean he uses his heat vision on his ? -slym yep he spoons excellence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted February 6, 2014 Author Share Posted February 6, 2014 ps isn't CGC masking when they make a bad word *spoon*? shouldn't they get a strike for that? everyone knows what the word is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted November 2, 2021 Author Share Posted November 2, 2021 The only real meal Superman would get would be when he visits Kandor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Dositheus Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 https://www.cbr.com/the-weirdest-things-superman-has-eaten/ kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted November 2, 2021 Author Share Posted November 2, 2021 Ken Aldred, davidtere, onlyweaknesskryptonite and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poekaymon Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Didn’t Superman turn back time by spinning the earth around real fast. Even by superhero standards, Superman logic is thin at best. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James J Johnson Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 On 2/5/2014 at 4:29 PM, kav said: I am not high. Say no more! That, right there, could be the problem. No gas in the tank. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 On 11/2/2021 at 6:17 PM, kav said: The only real meal Superman would get would be when he visits Kandor. I’m sure he was dairy and corn-fed, back on the Kent farm in Kansas. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted November 3, 2021 Author Share Posted November 3, 2021 Just his head could survive and fly around saving people. His head alone could bring down a struggling 747. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Aldred Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 11/3/2021 at 3:01 AM, kav said: Just his head could survive and fly around saving people. His head alone could bring down a struggling 747. You should pitch that idea to DC. A commercial certainty. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlyweaknesskryptonite Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 2/5/2014 at 7:12 PM, kav said: rapid-fire mitochondria Sounds like you might have had a case or two of that.. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted November 3, 2021 Author Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 11/2/2021 at 9:44 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said: Sounds like you might have had a case or two of that.. I have exo-spontaneous high emission neutron activated golgi enhanced trigger fingers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlyweaknesskryptonite Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 So drunkard superman that doesn't need to eat or drink and has nothing inside his chest so he can store things? I know the perfect pick.. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlyweaknesskryptonite Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 11/2/2021 at 11:46 PM, kav said: exo-spontaneous high emission Sounds like a fancy way to say premature.. kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kav Posted November 3, 2021 Author Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 11/2/2021 at 9:50 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said: Sounds like a fancy way to say premature.. thats what- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onlyweaknesskryptonite Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 11/2/2021 at 11:53 PM, kav said: thats what- So it's true then? kav 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
