Common sense comic questions you always wanted to ask

[kav]

No, no he can't

[THE_BEYONDER]

[MedicAR]

Does the Wolf Man hike his leg when he goes pee-pee?

 

Does Spiderman have a "fly" in his Spidey suit? Yes but only when drawn by Todd McFarlane and only in one panel per page.

 

How stretchy are those pants the Hulk wears? Very stretchy. He was a "hanger on" during MC Hammer's rise to fame and Hammer was kind enough to give him all his pants shortly before declaring bankruptcy.

 

Does Wonder Woman's invisible plane, show an outline when it is raining? Don't be ridiculous. It's invisible, not intangible. Of course it shows an outline.

 

How does Hulk change direction in the air? He is so strong he can bend the laws of physics

 

Does Superman own any stocks and bonds? Yes, they were placed in the ship with him when Jor-El sent him to Earth and since the were Kryptonian, they are worthless now. It was Jor-El's "doh" moment. He cannot bring himself to invest on Earth because it causes him great pain and shame.

 

Does Dr. Doom have a girlfriend? He put was slated to appear in issue #119 of "Patsy Walker" and Wally Wood even got the artwork finished. Tragically, it didn't meet the "editorial standards" and he reworked into the now infamous Disney poster.

 

Has Mr. Fantastic ever cheated on his wife? No, but she keeps a succession of lovers on the side and works very hard to keep her identity form them.

 

Can the Human Torch get a sunburn? His skin is still affected by radiation, however he appears to have a peculiar healing factor and lack of sensation when it comes to burns. He get sunburned, "flames on" and when he "flames off" the sunburn is mysteriously gone. Reed was studying this until the spray on skin gun was invented. He then abandoned the work.

 

Would the She Hulk hurt me in bed? No, she wouldn't give you the time of day, so bed is irrelevant.

 

 

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[aggr1103]

Does the Wolf Man hike his leg when he goes pee-pee?

 

Does Spiderman have a "fly" in his Spidey suit?

 

How stretchy are those pants the Hulk wears?

 

Does Wonder Woman's invisible plane, show an outline when it is raining?

 

How does Hulk change direction in the air?

 

Does Superman own any stocks and bonds?

 

Does Dr. Doom have a girlfriend?

 

Has Mr. Fantastic ever cheated on his wife?

 

Can the Human Torch get a sunburn?

 

Would the She Hulk hurt me in bed?

 

 

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

 

"THE THING! IS HIS DORK MADE OF ORANGE ROCK LIKE THE REST OF HIS BODY?"

 

 

Watching that all I could think was that movie is almost 20 years old and Stan was only 70 when it was made.

[MedicAR]

Does the Wolf Man hike his leg when he goes pee-pee?

 

Does Spiderman have a "fly" in his Spidey suit?

 

How stretchy are those pants the Hulk wears?

 

Does Wonder Woman's invisible plane, show an outline when it is raining?

 

How does Hulk change direction in the air?

 

Does Superman own any stocks and bonds?

 

Does Dr. Doom have a girlfriend?

 

Has Mr. Fantastic ever cheated on his wife?

 

Can the Human Torch get a sunburn?

 

Would the She Hulk hurt me in bed?

 

 

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

 

"THE THING! IS HIS DORK MADE OF ORANGE ROCK LIKE THE REST OF HIS BODY?"

 

 

For as dorky as some of Stan's cameo's in the Marvel films have been, he actually does a good job acting there.

And Mallrats spoke our language long before it was fashionable to be a comic book nerd. Love that movie.

 

"What's a Nubian? B!#@%, you almost made me laugh…"

[KirbyJack]

How big is Odin's closet?

Why do the Inhumans wear masks?

Why does Galactus wear a mask?

 

[MedicAR]

How big is Odin's closet? Surprisingly small. He only has the outfit you generally see in the comics, his footy pajamas with trains on them and a tuxedo. Now his bathroom…wow, you could two aircraft carriers in there but that's not important now.

 

Why do the Inhumans wear masks? Because of the comic books they had as children. Their favorite stories were the ones about powerful beings living on the blue planet in their sky. Those beings wore masks and capes and had colossal battles and this inspired them to wear masks in an effort to appease the "gods" they met from that blue planet.

 

Why does Galactus wear a mask? He feels great shame as a result of his appetite. That's also why he sends a herald before him. Well, that and to see if his ex-wife's lawyers or the tabloids are there to take his picture.

[kav]

Why doesn't Woodgod shave his legs?

[CAMPER49]

Is the Giant-Size Man-Thing really....oh, never mind!

[MedicAR]

Why doesn't Woodgod shave his legs?

 

He's afraid his farrier would be too turned on by it.

[HemiGTX]

I'd hit it!

 

Of course you'd hit it, how could you miss it...........