Comic Jokes and Stupid Puns

[slym2none]

Why did Commander Riker hate weapons practice?

 

 

He hated the term "Fire at will."

 

 

 

 

-slym

[jsilverjanet]

There's a real battle going on here, not sure if we will have a 'winner' though

[slym2none]

Why should Eternity never tell a joke?

 

 

It has no ending.

 

 

 

 

-slym

[kav]

What type medal did Hector get in the pun thread?

 

 

A Silver

 

[kav]

What did Shang-Chi say about all the smokers in China?

 

 

Many man smoke but Fu Manchu

 

[slym2none]

Why can't the Clock King use his favourite watch?

 

 

He lost it & never could find the time to look for it.

 

 

 

 

-slym

[kav]

What did Batman say when Wonder Woman accused him of brutality?

 

 

People that fly glass planes shouldn't throw stones

 

[slym2none]

Clark Kent & Lois Lane's wedding was very emotional.

 

 

Even the cake was in tiers.

 

 

 

 

-slym

[kav]

What did GL say to the villain he couldn't defeat?

 

 

What're you-yella?

 

[slym2none]

Did you hear about the Puppet-Masters' broken puppet sale?

 

 

There are no strings attached.

 

 

 

 

-slym

[Red84]

This thread has been nominated for one of the worst of 2014

 

 

Winners will be announced early 2015

 

 

Thank you

 

[slym2none]

Thor was having trouble getting his lightining to work.

 

 

Then it hit him.

 

 

 

 

-slym

[slym2none]

I tried talking to Kang The Conqueror about his future, but he kept bringing up his past.

 

 

It was a tense conversation.

 

 

 

 

-slym

[kav]

why did Batman's sidekick get arrested?

 

 

He was Robbin'

 

[Drewsky]

Why did Iron Man and Silver Surfer Team Up?

 

Because they are Alloys

[Red84]

If you can't read a treasure map, who should you ask for help?

 

 

The X-Men

 

 

 

[slym2none]

When she was young and first practicing magic, Zatanna used to get really mad at her magic hat.

 

 

Eventually, she pulled her hare out.

 

 

 

 

-slym

[Red84]

My 2 favorites so far:

 

When she was young and first practicing magic, Zatanna used to get really mad at her magic hat.

 

 

Eventually, she pulled her hare out.

 

 

 

 

-slym

Why did Iron Man and Silver Surfer Team Up?

 

Because they are Alloys

[Red84]

What did GL say to the villain he couldn't defeat?

 

 

What're you-yella?

 

HAHA

[slym2none]

Why can't you trust The Atom?

 

 

He makes up everything.

 

 

 

 

-slym