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Torn between two lovers,..............

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Who's Your Daddy?!?  

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  1. 1. Who's Your Daddy?!?

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Norrin_Radd

Norrin_Radd

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MONKEY- BOY !

 

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yay.gifyay.gifyay.gifyay.gif

 

 

Go ahead! Make my day!

 

monkeygun.jpg

"You'll shoot your eye out, Kid!" makepoint.gif

 

Offended by Fuelman's remark, the hit-monkey takes his vengeance out on Fuelman's beloved......

 

Nohands!

 

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893whatthe.gif

 

 

What will Fuelman do now? blush.gif

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Forbush-Man

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MONKEY- BOY !

 

monkeyno.gif

 

yay.gifyay.gifyay.gifyay.gif

 

 

Go ahead! Make my day!

 

monkeygun.jpg

"You'll shoot your eye out, Kid!" makepoint.gif

 

Offended by Fuelman's remark, the hit-monkey takes his vengeance out on Fuelman's beloved......

 

Nohands!

 

catbang.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif

 

 

What will Fuelman do now? blush.gif

 

He'll probably try and find out "WHERE THE HELL YOU FOUND THAT ONE !!!!" makepoint.gif893scratchchin-thumb.gifconfused-smiley-013.gifChristo_pull_hair.gif

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Norrin_Radd

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MONKEY- BOY !

 

monkeyno.gif

 

yay.gifyay.gifyay.gifyay.gif

 

 

Go ahead! Make my day!

 

monkeygun.jpg

"You'll shoot your eye out, Kid!" makepoint.gif

 

Offended by Fuelman's remark, the hit-monkey takes his vengeance out on Fuelman's beloved......

 

Nohands!

 

catbang.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif

 

 

What will Fuelman do now? blush.gif

 

He'll probably try and find out "WHERE THE HELL YOU FOUND THAT ONE !!!!" makepoint.gif893scratchchin-thumb.gifconfused-smiley-013.gifChristo_pull_hair.gif

 

Luckily, Nohands was able to reattach his head in surgery.

 

nohandsoperation.psd.jpg

 

 

 

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Forbush-Man

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MONKEY- BOY !

 

monkeyno.gif

 

yay.gifyay.gifyay.gifyay.gif

 

 

Go ahead! Make my day!

 

monkeygun.jpg

"You'll shoot your eye out, Kid!" makepoint.gif

 

Offended by Fuelman's remark, the hit-monkey takes his vengeance out on Fuelman's beloved......

 

Nohands!

 

catbang.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif

 

 

What will Fuelman do now? blush.gif

 

He'll probably try and find out "WHERE THE HELL YOU FOUND THAT ONE !!!!" makepoint.gif893scratchchin-thumb.gifconfused-smiley-013.gifChristo_pull_hair.gif

 

Luckily, Nohands was able to reattach his head in surgery.

 

nohandsoperation.psd.jpg

 

 

 

tongue.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif893whatthe.gif893whatthe.gifYou are one twisted MoFo !!!

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Forbush-Man

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Let's see if I can assuage some of your guilt over dumping the old shampoo. As a typical woman I have at least 4 or 5 different shampoos in the shower at any one time. Now what to do with all that shampoo?

 

It makes a fine laundry spot pretreater.

It can be used to wash lingerie. (If you are into that sort of thing.)

In a pinch you can use it as liquid hand soap.

Give it to a friend with a smelly dog.

 

Hope that helps!

 

Well,......looks like my "Old Shampoo" left with my "New Shampoo"! 893whatthe.gif

 

 

So now I've got a NEW problem! I'm going to have to use a "Stand-By"!

 

WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE?!? 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

"Tide with Color-Safe Bleach" or "Dawn for Dishes"?!? Christo_pull_hair.gifsorry.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Let's see if I can assuage some of your guilt over dumping the old shampoo. As a typical woman I have at least 4 or 5 different shampoos in the shower at any one time. Now what to do with all that shampoo?

 

It makes a fine laundry spot pretreater.

It can be used to wash lingerie. (If you are into that sort of thing.)

In a pinch you can use it as liquid hand soap.

Give it to a friend with a smelly dog.

 

Hope that helps!

 

Well,......looks like my "Old Shampoo" left with my "New Shampoo"! 893whatthe.gif

 

 

So now I've got a NEW problem! I'm going to have to use a "Stand-By"!

 

WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE?!? 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

"Tide with Color-Safe Bleach" or "Dawn for Dishes"?!? Christo_pull_hair.gifsorry.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

confused-smiley-013.gif

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Forbush-Man

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sign-funnypost.gif893applaud-thumb.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We'll work on that "Spelling-Thingy" tomorrow,................. 27_laughing.gif

 

 

 

.....and I should have said:

 

 

 

 

" WHICH one should I choose?!?"

 

 

 

 

,......My Bad! sorry.gif

 

 

 

 

 

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Norrin_Radd

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MONKEY- BOY !

 

monkeyno.gif

 

yay.gifyay.gifyay.gifyay.gif

 

 

Go ahead! Make my day!

 

monkeygun.jpg

"You'll shoot your eye out, Kid!" makepoint.gif

 

Offended by Fuelman's remark, the hit-monkey takes his vengeance out on Fuelman's beloved......

 

Nohands!

 

catbang.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif

 

 

What will Fuelman do now? blush.gif

 

He'll probably try and find out "WHERE THE HELL YOU FOUND THAT ONE !!!!" makepoint.gif893scratchchin-thumb.gifconfused-smiley-013.gifChristo_pull_hair.gif

 

Luckily, Nohands was able to reattach his head in surgery.

 

nohandsoperation.psd.jpg

 

 

 

tongue.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif893whatthe.gif893whatthe.gifYou are one twisted MoFo !!!

 

 

nohands_factory.gif

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Forbush-Man

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Let's see if I can assuage some of your guilt over dumping the old shampoo. As a typical woman I have at least 4 or 5 different shampoos in the shower at any one time. Now what to do with all that shampoo?

 

It makes a fine laundry spot pretreater.

It can be used to wash lingerie. (If you are into that sort of thing.)

In a pinch you can use it as liquid hand soap.

Give it to a friend with a smelly dog.

 

Hope that helps!

 

Well,......looks like my "Old Shampoo" left with my "New Shampoo"! 893whatthe.gif

 

 

So now I've got a NEW problem! I'm going to have to use a "Stand-By"!

 

WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE?!? 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

"Tide with Color-Safe Bleach" or "Dawn for Dishes"?!? Christo_pull_hair.gifsorry.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

confused-smiley-013.gif

 

Note to anyone keeping track:

DO NOT PICK THE "TIDE"!

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The Brain

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MONKEY- BOY !

 

monkeyno.gif

 

yay.gifyay.gifyay.gifyay.gif

 

 

Go ahead! Make my day!

 

monkeygun.jpg

"You'll shoot your eye out, Kid!" makepoint.gif

 

Offended by Fuelman's remark, the hit-monkey takes his vengeance out on Fuelman's beloved......

 

Nohands!

 

catbang.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif

 

 

What will Fuelman do now? blush.gif

 

He'll probably try and find out "WHERE THE HELL YOU FOUND THAT ONE !!!!" makepoint.gif893scratchchin-thumb.gifconfused-smiley-013.gifChristo_pull_hair.gif

 

Luckily, Nohands was able to reattach his head in surgery.

 

nohandsoperation.psd.jpg

 

 

 

tongue.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif893whatthe.gif893whatthe.gifYou are one twisted MoFo !!!

news.gifATTENTION!!!! WE HERE A AT N. H. T. O. T. M WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT THIS "LOST EPISODE"

 

FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT,.....AND IF YOU LIKE MORE .......LOOK FOR US .....IN THE WATER COOLER

 

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Forbush-Man

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MONKEY- BOY !

 

monkeyno.gif

 

yay.gifyay.gifyay.gifyay.gif

 

 

Go ahead! Make my day!

 

monkeygun.jpg

"You'll shoot your eye out, Kid!" makepoint.gif

 

Offended by Fuelman's remark, the hit-monkey takes his vengeance out on Fuelman's beloved......

 

Nohands!

 

catbang.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif

 

 

What will Fuelman do now? blush.gif

 

He'll probably try and find out "WHERE THE HELL YOU FOUND THAT ONE !!!!" makepoint.gif893scratchchin-thumb.gifconfused-smiley-013.gifChristo_pull_hair.gif

 

Luckily, Nohands was able to reattach his head in surgery.

 

nohandsoperation.psd.jpg

 

 

 

tongue.gif

 

 

893whatthe.gif893whatthe.gif893whatthe.gifYou are one twisted MoFo !!!

news.gifATTENTION!!!! WE HERE A AT N. H. T. O. T. M WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT THIS "LOST EPISODE"

 

FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT,.....AND IF YOU LIKE MORE .......LOOK FOR US .....IN THE WATER COOLER

 

END OF SHAMLESS PLUG

 

Whatever it is you just said(?),..... it was a sign-funnypost.gif !!! yay.gif

 

 

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Norrin_Radd

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Heard this song in a cereal commercial this morning and it reminded me of this thread.

 

Classic stuff!... and the first appearance of The Hit Monkey! 27_laughing.gif

 

 

Alas, the years have not been kind to our friend. But he is deadlier than ever. And I believe the contract on Fuelman is still out. 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

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