Vs. Tournament Round 1: Games 1-4

[chrisco37]

Venom over Cable: Cable is just a lame character. Venom was pretty cool intially.

 

Beast over Colossus: I always liked Beast and think his brains would outmatch Petr's braun.

 

Wonder Woman over Doomsday: C'mon! No contest. Wonder Woman is an icon. She kicks major arse!

 

Ghost Rider over the Maxx: See "Venom over Cable" response.

[Mithril Man]

I went with Beast as well. Colossus is always thinking about that damn Ust-Ordynski Collective farm in Lake Baikal, Siberia when he fights (or paints, or eat, or anything for that matter.) Beast could get in a few sucker punches while he is distracted.

[Sal]

I went with Beast as well. Colossus is always thinking about that damn Ust-Ordynski Collective farm in Lake Baikal, Siberia when he fights (or paints, or eat, or anything for that matter.) Beast could get in a few sucker punches while he is distracted.

 

what's a sucker punch gonna do to a guy made outta metal? hank could hit him a hundred times and it wouldn't matter...except for a pair of broken hands on hank's part.

 

look, here's how the fight goes:

 

hank says "o my stars and garters."

 

piotr says, "by the white wolf, i hate that stupid catchphrase!"

 

hank takes a swing, but piotr, with a speed that belies his bulk yadda yadda yadda, grabs the hapless beast's arms and chickenwings him. hank is then beaten to death with his own bloody appendages.

 

total time elapsed: 22 seconds.

 

colossus wouldn't even need to change out of his gear for the next round

[Hobgoblin]

I went with Beast as well. Colossus is always thinking about that damn Ust-Ordynski Collective farm in Lake Baikal, Siberia when he fights (or paints, or eat, or anything for that matter.) Beast could get in a few sucker punches while he is distracted.

 

what's a sucker punch gonna do to a guy made outta metal? hank could hit him a hundred times and it wouldn't matter...except for a pair of broken hands on hank's part.

 

look, here's how the fight goes:

 

hank says "o my stars and garters."

 

piotr says, "by the white wolf, i hate that stupid catchphrase!"

 

hank takes a swing, but piotr, with a speed that belies his bulk yadda yadda yadda, grabs the hapless beast's arms and chickenwings him. hank is then beaten to death with his own bloody appendages.

 

total time elapsed: 22 seconds.

 

colossus wouldn't even need to change out of his gear for the next round

[Mithril Man]

I went with Beast as well. Colossus is always thinking about that damn Ust-Ordynski Collective farm in Lake Baikal, Siberia when he fights (or paints, or eat, or anything for that matter.) Beast could get in a few sucker punches while he is distracted.

 

what's a sucker punch gonna do to a guy made outta metal? hank could hit him a hundred times and it wouldn't matter...except for a pair of broken hands on hank's part.

 

look, here's how the fight goes:

 

hank says "o my stars and garters."

 

piotr says, "by the white wolf, i hate that stupid catchphrase!"

 

hank takes a swing, but piotr, with a speed that belies his bulk yadda yadda yadda, grabs the hapless beast's arms and chickenwings him. hank is then beaten to death with his own bloody appendages.

 

total time elapsed: 22 seconds.

 

colossus wouldn't even need to change out of his gear for the next round

 

What if he was in human form ?

[Sal]

I went with Beast as well. Colossus is always thinking about that damn Ust-Ordynski Collective farm in Lake Baikal, Siberia when he fights (or paints, or eat, or anything for that matter.) Beast could get in a few sucker punches while he is distracted.

 

what's a sucker punch gonna do to a guy made outta metal? hank could hit him a hundred times and it wouldn't matter...except for a pair of broken hands on hank's part.

 

look, here's how the fight goes:

 

hank says "o my stars and garters."

 

piotr says, "by the white wolf, i hate that stupid catchphrase!"

 

hank takes a swing, but piotr, with a speed that belies his bulk yadda yadda yadda, grabs the hapless beast's arms and chickenwings him. hank is then beaten to death with his own bloody appendages.

 

total time elapsed: 22 seconds.

 

colossus wouldn't even need to change out of his gear for the next round

 

What if he was in human form ?

 

what if he was stapled to a sheet of plywood? what if he fought with a carrot peeler jammed up his left nostril? what if he had a concrete masonry unit tied to his "little piotr?"

[AlexH]

I went with Beast as well. Colossus is always thinking about that damn Ust-Ordynski Collective farm in Lake Baikal, Siberia when he fights (or paints, or eat, or anything for that matter.) Beast could get in a few sucker punches while he is distracted.

 

what's a sucker punch gonna do to a guy made outta metal? hank could hit him a hundred times and it wouldn't matter...except for a pair of broken hands on hank's part.

 

look, here's how the fight goes:

 

hank says "o my stars and garters."

 

piotr says, "by the white wolf, i hate that stupid catchphrase!"

 

hank takes a swing, but piotr, with a speed that belies his bulk yadda yadda yadda, grabs the hapless beast's arms and chickenwings him. hank is then beaten to death with his own bloody appendages.

 

total time elapsed: 22 seconds.

 

colossus wouldn't even need to change out of his gear for the next round

 

What if he was in human form ?

 

what if he was stapled to a sheet of plywood? what if he fought with a carrot peeler jammed up his left nostril? what if he had a concrete masonry unit tied to his "little piotr?"

 

If this happened, I would have to say Mark Millar was writing the book.

[Hobgoblin]

I went with Beast as well. Colossus is always thinking about that damn Ust-Ordynski Collective farm in Lake Baikal, Siberia when he fights (or paints, or eat, or anything for that matter.) Beast could get in a few sucker punches while he is distracted.

 

what's a sucker punch gonna do to a guy made outta metal? hank could hit him a hundred times and it wouldn't matter...except for a pair of broken hands on hank's part.

 

look, here's how the fight goes:

 

hank says "o my stars and garters."

 

piotr says, "by the white wolf, i hate that stupid catchphrase!"

 

hank takes a swing, but piotr, with a speed that belies his bulk yadda yadda yadda, grabs the hapless beast's arms and chickenwings him. hank is then beaten to death with his own bloody appendages.

 

total time elapsed: 22 seconds.

 

colossus wouldn't even need to change out of his gear for the next round

 

What if he was in human form ?

 

why would he be in human form during a battle? if that were the case, he'd probably step on a rock and fall down clutching his foot.

[Hobgoblin]

So, games 1 thru 4 end in about 10 hours, the results will be posted in the morning (March 9). Games 5-8 are currently being voted on, and 9 thru 12 will be posted this evening.

 

Great discussions so far on the matchups It's appreciated

[500]

Well these are now visible, who voted for Maxx?

[Hobgoblin]

Well these are now visible, who voted for Maxx?

 

I think I did. I know what he's capable of.

[Norrin_Radd]

Well these are now visible.:

 

Three outta four ain't bad.

[Hobgoblin]

I'm rather shocked that Wonder Woman took the beating that she did.

[ericc123]

If Doomsday could kill Superman he could kill Wonderwoman....end of story

 

Eric

[mere123-migration]

Hey hey now, lets not be all unfair and sexist against wonder woman. Just because doomsday could kill superman doesn't mean wonderwoman can necessarily get her butt kicked! Don't bring that kind of stuff here *snap snap snap*