King? I didn't vote for him....

[MessedUpFeline-migration]

 

 

King Krazy: I am your king.

 

Forumite: Well I didn't vote for you.

 

King Krazy: You don't vote for kings.

 

Forumite: Well how'd you become king then?

[Angelic music plays... ]

 

King Krazy: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft a splash page from Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

 

Forumite: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords and comic art is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

Forumite: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

 

Forumite: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

 

Forumite: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being put on "ignore"!

 

[krazykat-migration]

Than it is settled . . . .you are our jester

 

[MessedUpFeline-migration]

No need, you already make a fool of yourself enough.

[Ares]

Actually I am king for one reason.

I own the page from Aquaman Issue oen where the Lady of the Lake emerges from the water grasping aquamans hook