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On 1/27/2022 at 6:47 PM, Randall Ries said:

It's like a slap in the face. Really brings that "Man, you think you KNOW somebody", right? We had a friend who was always goofing around and he finally did something REALLY stupid and ended up in prison (not jail) for 5 years.

He was a joker. Hilarious, really. Life of the party. When he returned from prison, he was much the same. Glad to be out to be sure.

We got hammered together, all of us, over the following weekend. It was good to see him again and all of us together again.

ONE of us got to his limit and drunk, passed out cold on the floor. Jokerman thought that was typical.

"He never COULD drink, could he? HARHARHARHAAARRRR! HEY! Let's grease him up and have a go at him!"

Dead silence in the room. High and drunk as we were. Sudden silence. "WHAT?"

"HuhhuhhuhYEAH! NO BIGGIE! No wimmin here anyway! LET'S ROLL HIM OVER, GREASE HIM UP AND GO FOR IT! NOTHIN' TO IT! HE WON'T EVEN KNOW!"

Ehhhhhhh. No. Dude was dead serious. After a small pause, some bigger (larger) people than me went over and stood over our passed out friend. Then, the rest of us. Jokerboy was told he was no longer welcome and maybe he needed to go. No maybe about it.

So, he tried fluffing it off "AW! I wuz only KIDDIN'!" and so forth. But we saw it in his face and heard it in his voice. So, he left. He tried getting hold of different members of our troupe in the following week. None of us wanted to have anything to do with him anymore.

Whatever he had gotten into in prison certainly wasn't what we were into on the face of it. Raping an unconscious friend was WAAAAY off the menu. He had to go. We all got to avoid him because back then, it wasn't all about cell phones and ignoring calls and texts. It was pretending we weren't home when he pulled in the driveway. Or telling him it was done and listening to "AW! I was only KIDDIN'! You KNOW ME!"

Bad people gots to go if you are a half way decent person.

he wasnt kidden.

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On 1/27/2022 at 8:47 PM, Randall Ries said:

It's like a slap in the face. Really brings that "Man, you think you KNOW somebody", right? We had a friend who was always goofing around and he finally did something REALLY stupid and ended up in prison (not jail) for 5 years.

He was a joker. Hilarious, really. Life of the party. When he returned from prison, he was much the same. Glad to be out to be sure.

We got hammered together, all of us, over the following weekend. It was good to see him again and all of us together again.

ONE of us got to his limit and drunk, passed out cold on the floor. Jokerman thought that was typical.

"He never COULD drink, could he? HARHARHARHAAARRRR! HEY! Let's grease him up and have a go at him!"

Dead silence in the room. High and drunk as we were. Sudden silence. "WHAT?"

"HuhhuhhuhYEAH! NO BIGGIE! No wimmin here anyway! LET'S ROLL HIM OVER, GREASE HIM UP AND GO FOR IT! NOTHIN' TO IT! HE WON'T EVEN KNOW!"

Ehhhhhhh. No. Dude was dead serious. After a small pause, some bigger (larger) people than me went over and stood over our passed out friend. Then, the rest of us. Jokerboy was told he was no longer welcome and maybe he needed to go. No maybe about it.

So, he tried fluffing it off "AW! I wuz only KIDDIN'!" and so forth. But we saw it in his face and heard it in his voice. So, he left. He tried getting hold of different members of our troupe in the following week. None of us wanted to have anything to do with him anymore.

Whatever he had gotten into in prison certainly wasn't what we were into on the face of it. Raping an unconscious friend was WAAAAY off the menu. He had to go. We all got to avoid him because back then, it wasn't all about cell phones and ignoring calls and texts. It was pretending we weren't home when he pulled in the driveway. Or telling him it was done and listening to "AW! I was only KIDDIN'! You KNOW ME!"

Bad people gots to go if you are a half way decent person.

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On 1/27/2022 at 6:47 PM, Randall Ries said:

It's like a slap in the face. Really brings that "Man, you think you KNOW somebody", right? We had a friend who was always goofing around and he finally did something REALLY stupid and ended up in prison (not jail) for 5 years.

He was a joker. Hilarious, really. Life of the party. When he returned from prison, he was much the same. Glad to be out to be sure.

We got hammered together, all of us, over the following weekend. It was good to see him again and all of us together again.

ONE of us got to his limit and drunk, passed out cold on the floor. Jokerman thought that was typical.

"He never COULD drink, could he? HARHARHARHAAARRRR! HEY! Let's grease him up and have a go at him!"

Dead silence in the room. High and drunk as we were. Sudden silence. "WHAT?"

"HuhhuhhuhYEAH! NO BIGGIE! No wimmin here anyway! LET'S ROLL HIM OVER, GREASE HIM UP AND GO FOR IT! NOTHIN' TO IT! HE WON'T EVEN KNOW!"

Ehhhhhhh. No. Dude was dead serious. After a small pause, some bigger (larger) people than me went over and stood over our passed out friend. Then, the rest of us. Jokerboy was told he was no longer welcome and maybe he needed to go. No maybe about it.

So, he tried fluffing it off "AW! I wuz only KIDDIN'!" and so forth. But we saw it in his face and heard it in his voice. So, he left. He tried getting hold of different members of our troupe in the following week. None of us wanted to have anything to do with him anymore.

Whatever he had gotten into in prison certainly wasn't what we were into on the face of it. Raping an unconscious friend was WAAAAY off the menu. He had to go. We all got to avoid him because back then, it wasn't all about cell phones and ignoring calls and texts. It was pretending we weren't home when he pulled in the driveway. Or telling him it was done and listening to "AW! I was only KIDDIN'! You KNOW ME!"

Bad people gots to go if you are a half way decent person.

one thing abt ppl been in prison-they tend to go right back in again.  It's on their menu or something.

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On 1/27/2022 at 8:07 PM, kav said:

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Ok, true story - I rented a car when I went to LA once, and it had some voice-navigation system (not siri but something), and so I wanted to go to Venice Beach, so I told the system "Find Venice Beach", and it quickly drew up the navigation map and started giving me directions on how to get there. So I'm following all the directions, driving along freeways, off-ramps, streets, etc. Then after about 20 minutes I notice the blue dot on the map (me) is very very close to the destination point.... and the the system says, "You've arrived at your destination" - and I look around and I'm in the middle of a frigging residential neighborhood nowhere near a beach. So I told it again, "Find Venice Beach"... and it said, you are at your destination, And I try really enunciating a third time "FIND... VENICE... BEACH", and it say's I'm here. And I look closely at the map and it shows me dead center of the city of "Venice". Like the frigging system musta thought I was saying "Find Venice B#tch!" True story. 

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On 1/27/2022 at 7:18 PM, jcjames said:

Ok, true story - I rented a car when I went to LA once, and it had some voice-navigation system (not siri but something), and so I wanted to go to Venice Beach, so I told the system "Find Venice Beach", and it quickly drew up the navigation map and started giving me directions on how to get there. So I'm following all the directions, driving along freeways, off-ramps, streets, etc. Then after about 20 minutes I notice the blue dot on the map (me) is very very close to the destination point.... and the the system says, "You've arrived at your destination" - and I look around and I'm in the middle of a frigging residential neighborhood nowhere near a beach. So I told it again, "Find Venice Beach"... and it said, you are at your destination, And I try really enunciating a third time "FIND... VENICE... BEACH", and it say's I'm here. And I look closely at the map and it shows me dead center of the city of "Venice". Like the frigging system musta thought I was saying "Find Venice B#tch!" True story. 

This is how we get Terminators.

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On 1/27/2022 at 6:47 PM, Randall Ries said:

It's like a slap in the face. Really brings that "Man, you think you KNOW somebody", right? We had a friend who was always goofing around and he finally did something REALLY stupid and ended up in prison (not jail) for 5 years.

He was a joker. Hilarious, really. Life of the party. When he returned from prison, he was much the same. Glad to be out to be sure.

We got hammered together, all of us, over the following weekend. It was good to see him again and all of us together again.

ONE of us got to his limit and drunk, passed out cold on the floor. Jokerman thought that was typical.

"He never COULD drink, could he? HARHARHARHAAARRRR! HEY! Let's grease him up and have a go at him!"

Dead silence in the room. High and drunk as we were. Sudden silence. "WHAT?"

"HuhhuhhuhYEAH! NO BIGGIE! No wimmin here anyway! LET'S ROLL HIM OVER, GREASE HIM UP AND GO FOR IT! NOTHIN' TO IT! HE WON'T EVEN KNOW!"

Ehhhhhhh. No. Dude was dead serious. After a small pause, some bigger (larger) people than me went over and stood over our passed out friend. Then, the rest of us. Jokerboy was told he was no longer welcome and maybe he needed to go. No maybe about it.

So, he tried fluffing it off "AW! I wuz only KIDDIN'!" and so forth. But we saw it in his face and heard it in his voice. So, he left. He tried getting hold of different members of our troupe in the following week. None of us wanted to have anything to do with him anymore.

Whatever he had gotten into in prison certainly wasn't what we were into on the face of it. Raping an unconscious friend was WAAAAY off the menu. He had to go. We all got to avoid him because back then, it wasn't all about cell phones and ignoring calls and texts. It was pretending we weren't home when he pulled in the driveway. Or telling him it was done and listening to "AW! I was only KIDDIN'! You KNOW ME!"

Bad people gots to go if you are a half way decent person.

I bet if you thought he was joking and said ok he would have greased him up and started having a go and when you yanked him off in horror he would have said "I was just kidding!".

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On 1/27/2022 at 9:18 PM, jcjames said:

Ok, true story - I rented a car when I went to LA once, and it had some voice-navigation system (not siri but something), and so I wanted to go to Venice Beach, so I told the system "Find Venice Beach", and it quickly drew up the navigation map and started giving me directions on how to get there. So I'm following all the directions, driving along freeways, off-ramps, streets, etc. Then after about 20 minutes I notice the blue dot on the map (me) is very very close to the destination point.... and the the system says, "You've arrived at your destination" - and I look around and I'm in the middle of a frigging residential neighborhood nowhere near a beach. So I told it again, "Find Venice Beach"... and it said, you are at your destination, And I try really enunciating a third time "FIND... VENICE... BEACH", and it say's I'm here. And I look closely at the map and it shows me dead center of the city of "Venice". Like the frigging system musta thought I was saying "Find Venice B#tch!" True story. 

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On 1/27/2022 at 9:27 PM, kav said:

I bet if you thought he was joking and said ok he would have greased him up and started having a go and when you yanked him off in horror he would have said "I was just kidding!".

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