The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed! 16 16

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 1/31/2022 at 11:22 PM, kav said:

One time the lab I worked at decided we needed security guards at night when lab was closed.  About a week later everyone came to work and noticed all their good stereo equipment had been replaced with old crappy stuff.  Speakers from one dept, turntable from next etc.  It turned out the security guards had stolen all the equipment.  A google search showed that a high number of thefts come from-security guards....

Invite the fox into the hen house.. 

[kav]

On 1/31/2022 at 9:24 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Invite the fox into the hen house.. 

pretty much.  no one is going to steal a 5 ton high res mass spectrometer-

[kav]

One time a coworker told me his car was out of gas in the parking lot.  So he poured a $200 gallon of analytical grade iso octane in.  He said his car ran really good.

[kav]

octane rating 100.00000

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 1/31/2022 at 11:25 PM, kav said:

pretty much.  no one is going to steal a 5 ton high res mass spectrometer-

I wouldn't say no one, but very limited pool. 

The Glory lasts for a life time! Knievel of the kiddie pool and I move water like Moses!

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 1/31/2022 at 11:26 PM, kav said:

One time a coworker told me his car was out of gas in the parking lot.  So he poured a $200 gallon of analytical grade iso octane in.  He said his car ran really good.

Expensive alcohol abuse.. 

[kav]

On 1/31/2022 at 9:31 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

I wouldn't say no one, but very limited pool. 

The Glory lasts for a life time! Knievel of the kiddie pool and I move water like Moses!

 

well the high res machines are on earthquake proof tough balloons-they can only be moved with special equipment so I guess someone could steal one-but it wouldnt work any more and be completely worthless.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

 

On 1/31/2022 at 11:34 PM, kav said:

well the high res machines are on earthquake proof tough balloons-they can only be moved with special equipment so I guess someone could steal one-but it wouldnt work any more and be completely worthless.

Just fill the balloons with helium and float that sucker outta there like the house in UP.. 

[Cat]

No one would even notice. They'd just think there was a clown convention. 

[kav]

On 1/31/2022 at 9:37 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

 

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 1/31/2022 at 11:45 PM, kav said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 1/31/2022 at 11:43 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

No one would even notice. They'd just think there was a clown convention. 

[Larryw7]

On 2/1/2022 at 12:43 AM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

No one would even notice. They'd just think there was a clown convention. 

[kav]

On 1/31/2022 at 10:03 PM, Larryw7 said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 2/1/2022 at 12:03 AM, Larryw7 said:

[D84]

On 1/31/2022 at 11:18 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Is that Harrison Ford?

[Cat]

Look Kav, the cloud is vaguely shaped like duck booty. 

[Pitboss]

[Pitboss]

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 2/1/2022 at 1:43 AM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

Look Kav, the cloud is vaguely shaped like duck booty. 

Somebody is thinking aboot Ducktales....

 

Edited February 1, 2022 by onlyweaknesskryptonite
Leave Canadian aboot..