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[jcjames]

On 7/4/2022 at 3:09 PM, kav said:

call saul?

 

[jaybuck43]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:42 PM, kav said:

I wasnt mocking you when I posted in reply to your question of which state-I thought you were making a joke-and a damn good one.  Thats why I tagged Buzz.
But now you've got me curious-if you say that some states would consider that a legitimate self defense, what level of response would be warranted legally?  Busting someone's kneecap?  hitting 'em in the head with a 2 by 4?  Shooting them?  what does the law, in your view, say about this?

It varies from state to state. Some states have a reasonableness requirement (I.e the level of my response has to be reasonable relevant to the “threat” they’re responding to.) other states don’t have a duty to retreat, and allow for lethal force in “defense” of yourself or others. So if I’m threatening your girlfriend and you have a reasonable belief that I intend to cause her physical harm (maybe I said something to the effect I plan to sexually assault her) you could, in some states, use a 2x4 to whack me or even shoot me dead. But again, varies by state, and reasonableness is decided by a jury.

[ADAMANTIUM]

[ADAMANTIUM]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:27 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:32 PM, jaybuck43 said:

It varies from state to state. Some states have a reasonableness requirement (I.e the level of my response has to be reasonable relevant to the “threat” they’re responding to.) other states don’t have a duty to retreat, and allow for lethal force in “defense” of yourself or others. So if I’m threatening your girlfriend and you have a reasonable belief that I intend to cause her physical harm (maybe I said something to the effect I plan to sexually assault her) you could, in some states, use a 2x4 to whack me or even shoot me dead. But again, varies by state, and reasonableness is decided by a jury.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:33 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

On 7/4/2022 at 5:38 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:37 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

[ADAMANTIUM]

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:42 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

[kav]

On 7/4/2022 at 3:32 PM, jaybuck43 said:

It varies from state to state. Some states have a reasonableness requirement (I.e the level of my response has to be reasonable relevant to the “threat” they’re responding to.) other states don’t have a duty to retreat, and allow for lethal force in “defense” of yourself or others. So if I’m threatening your girlfriend and you have a reasonable belief that I intend to cause her physical harm (maybe I said something to the effect I plan to sexually assault her) you could, in some states, use a 2x4 to whack me or even shoot me dead. But again, varies by state, and reasonableness is decided by a jury.

thx.  So the moral of the story is if you want to legally bust someone up, check your state laws then have your wife sleep with 'im.

[jaybuck43]

On 7/4/2022 at 6:47 PM, kav said:

thx.  So the moral of the story is if you want to legally bust someone up, check your state laws then have your wife sleep with 'im.

Depends, in three states it’s a felony to commit adultery.  Then you can bust him up, and you get rid of the wife for a few years. Or as we call it in the legal world, a win win.

[ADAMANTIUM]

Prince Ollie mighty is he, Ollie abobwa.

Strong as ten muscular men, mighty is he.

He defeated the galloping hordes, a 100 bad guys with swords!

He's generous, so generous!

[kav]

On 7/4/2022 at 3:58 PM, jaybuck43 said:

Depends, in three states it’s a felony to commit adultery.  Then you can bust him up, and you get rid of the wife for a few years. Or as we call it in the legal world, a win win.

[kav]

On 7/4/2022 at 3:59 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

Prince Ollie mighty is he, Ollie abobwa.

Strong as ten muscular men, mighty is he.

He defeated the galloping hordes, a 100 bad guys with swords!

He's generous, so generous!

@Comics4All

Sentinces?

[ADAMANTIUM]

On 7/4/2022 at 6:00 PM, kav said:

@Comics4All

Sentinces?

Surprisingly, yes!

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:47 PM, kav said:

thx.  So the moral of the story is if you want to legally bust someone up, check your state laws then have your wife sleep with 'im.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:58 PM, jaybuck43 said:

Depends, in three states it’s a felony to commit adultery.  Then you can bust him up, and you get rid of the wife for a few years. Or as we call it in the legal world, a win win.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:59 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

Prince Ollie mighty is he, Ollie abobwa.

Strong as ten muscular men, mighty is he.

He defeated the galloping hordes, a 100 bad guys with swords!

He's generous, so generous!

[ADAMANTIUM]

On 7/4/2022 at 6:13 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

[D84]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:59 PM, kav said:

I learned that the hard way...