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The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed!
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kav

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On 4/7/2022 at 9:33 PM, kav said:

Updated!!

So you have a spider man comic for me?
Yes sir I do!
whats it about?
Well its about spider man-people love spider man!
They sure do-is it about anything else?
Not really no
Oh really?
Yes he doesnt fight anyone or anything.
Huh.
But it has a little kid!!
Little kids are TIGHT!
Uh-
Uh-
Whoops.
Whoopsie!
So anyway its about this little kid that loves spider man and one night spider man comes in his room.
I feel like thats kinda creepy tho-and illegal.
Yes sir it is!
So what else happens?
Well, nothing really 'happens' exactly.
I kinda feel like something should happen tho.
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
But spider man talks to the kid!
And the parents dont hear any of this?
No sir they dont!
I kinda feel like they would.
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.
Ok lemme get off that thing!
So anyway the kid asks him his secret identity!
And spider man doesnt tell him because that would be stupid, right?
He tells him!
Was it hard for the kid to get him to tell his secret identity?
No it was super easy-barely an inconvenience.
Oh really?  So how does the kid get him to tell his secret identity?
He asks him-TWICE!
Wow that was easy.
Yes so, thats about it-what do you think?
Well it kinda feels like its not really a story tho.
But people love spider man!
I kinda feel like they would love this story even more if something happened tho.
Well sir I could do the thing where the kid is sick or something
Oh sick kids are TIGHT!
Uh-
So what kind of sick are we talking about here?
Well cancer is always good-
Uh-
Uh-ok that didnt come out right-
No, no it didnt.
Also if we put 'im in a cancer clinic with a brick wall that says 'cancer clinic' so everyone knows its a cancer clinic and also then we dont have the parents not hearing and stuff.
Good point ok lets do that!
Done!  we could also have the kid laughing about Jameson paying peter to take pictures of himself!
I kinda feel like a kid wouldnt know the name of the publisher of a newspaper tho.  I mean do you know the publisher of the local paper?
Uh-
Get off your back about this?
Yes!!!


 

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On 4/29/2022 at 1:31 PM, kav said:

His nose has a nose.

His nose has a face. 

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Today we place high value on personal hygiene but back in the day people could go from cradle to grave without ever immersing themselves in water. Many people believed that bathing was unhealthy and that soaking in water, especially hot water, would let disease enter the body. Even if you did decide to take a bath, you would not even have contemplated taking off your clothes – a habit that remained right through to the end of the 19th century!

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On 4/28/2022 at 10:36 PM, kav said:

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Today we place high value on personal hygiene but back in the day people could go from cradle to grave without ever immersing themselves in water. Many people believed that bathing was unhealthy and that soaking in water, especially hot water, would let disease enter the body. Even if you did decide to take a bath, you would not even have contemplated taking off your clothes – a habit that remained right through to the end of the 19th century!

There are still some people around here that uphold that tradition.  RKAT.gif.ae50ec4d97a17252b6beb677e036408c.gif

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On 4/28/2022 at 10:31 PM, kav said:

His nose has a nose.

On 4/28/2022 at 10:36 PM, kav said:

:sick:

Today we place high value on personal hygiene but back in the day people could go from cradle to grave without ever immersing themselves in water. Many people believed that bathing was unhealthy and that soaking in water, especially hot water, would let disease enter the body. Even if you did decide to take a bath, you would not even have contemplated taking off your clothes – a habit that remained right through to the end of the 19th century!

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On 4/28/2022 at 8:42 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

There are still some people around here that uphold that tradition.  RKAT.gif.ae50ec4d97a17252b6beb677e036408c.gif

man i knew one guy that was 500 pounds-unable to bathe.  the smell was incredible.  a sharp acrid odor that is simply indescribable.  when he entered a room everyone would migrate to the farthest corner-

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