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The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed!
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On 5/11/2022 at 11:14 PM, kav said:
On 5/11/2022 at 11:11 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Granny's no fool. She grew up when you reused everything. 

Cloth diapers. Strain the Lard.  Wait... no.. I was thinking of last Saturday night.  

mike

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On 5/12/2022 at 2:18 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

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Why do you even HAVE that first one?! 

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On 5/11/2022 at 9:26 PM, Cat said:

Why do you even HAVE that first one?! 

yep  :pullhair:

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On 5/11/2022 at 9:26 PM, Cat said:

Why do you even HAVE that first one?! 

also thats what she said

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On 5/12/2022 at 2:42 PM, kav said:

also thats what she said

Naw

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On 5/11/2022 at 11:26 PM, Cat said:

Why do you even HAVE that first one?! 

Earlier in the thread when we were talking about Wheatcakes, then it went to flapjacks, which lead to saggy flapjacks.  :roflmao:

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On 5/12/2022 at 10:49 PM, FoggyNelson said:

Bacon an wheat cakes yumm 🥓🥓🥓

Best we can do is saggy flapjacks. Sorry. 

 

Not sorry. 

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On 5/12/2022 at 2:52 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

Earlier in the thread when we were talking about Wheatcakes, then it went to flapjacks, which lead to saggy flapjacks.  :roflmao:

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On 5/13/2022 at 4:08 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

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That movie had no right to be that good considering what it was. 

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Waiting for your favourite.... you know the one.... Kav after posting 'That's what'.... 

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16.Want a full accounting of my time?Let’s see how much of it you waste

My boss is a lunatic who will often, without prompting, flip out and accuse me of wasting time.

(I literally do the work of five people — I run the office and the other employees, do invoicing, accounting, tech support, admin stuff, etc.

but also graphic design, photography, website design, videography, content creation, and social media among others.I am dead by the end of every day, which is usually 12 hours long).This flip-out happens meanwhile he’s constantly interrupting me for stupid stuff instead of letting me work.He has no self awareness of this no matter how many times I try to point it out to him, and if something doesn’t get done, he again loses it and accuses me of wasting time.A few months ago, he demanded a full accounting of my time.This was after he interrupted me repeatedly for discussions about frivolous topics, and I was at the end of my freaking rope.

So: here is an excerpt of the ‘Full Accounting Of My Time’, as he requested.

11:45 – 12:20

  • Editing and working on hype video, including organizing, trimming, melding clips.

     12:20 – 12:55

  • You stopped me for religious discussion, reading several Biblical parables aloud and explaining them.
1:54 – 2:29  Video editing, transferring files to HD for compilation.

1:22 – 1:54

You stopped me to show several lengthy Grant Cardone videos because “they annoyed you”.

1:00 – 1:22 

Video editing, arranging clips in preparation for music and special effects.
 

2:29 – 2:40

  • You stopped me to have me watch a YouTube video of a duck.

In total, he took up 3 hours and 28 minutes of my day.
He's mostly shut up about my "time wasting".


 
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11.You want me to call you?Give me one second

A few years ago, I went to the doctor’s to make an appointment (I had to go to the pharmacy next to it so thought I’d pop in instead of calling).
Receptionist tells me they cant take walk ins (I didn’t want an appointment then anyway), and can only take bookings over the phone.

So I stood at reception, got my phone out and called the number for the phone right next to her.
I made eye contact with her, the whole time, as she answered the phone, and booked me in.

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