The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed! 16 16

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/12/2022 at 9:01 PM, Galen130 said:

And on occasion they tell the truth…

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/12/2022 at 9:08 PM, Cat said:

Ain't that the toof. 

FTFY. 

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/12/2022 at 9:19 PM, kav said:

When I was working at a bad job in my younger days, a customer was upset that he had to wait in line like everyone else before being able to make his purchase. He actually said, “Do you know who I am? I own hotels!” To which I replied, “Well sir, I’m sorry, but this isn’t Monopoly, this is Krispy Kreme.” He was not pleased.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/12/2022 at 9:27 PM, kav said:

I heard this from a DJ in my home town. He’s pushing his cart of groceries out of the store and over to his car when a woman pulls into the handicapped spot in front of the store. No placard, no handicapped plates.
She jumps out of the car without so much as a limp and heads into the store. He gives her some stink-eye about taking up a handicapped spot and she snarls, “Deal with it” as she sashays into the store.
The guy is now fuming. He sees a couple of officers who were leaning against their cars talking. They hadn’t seen it. So he goes over and tells them the story. They smile and say they’ll handle it. He puts his groceries in his car, and as he’s pushing his cart back to the store to put it in the rack, he sees the officers have blocked the lady’s car with theirs.
The lady comes out of the store with her purchase, sees the officers, and goes white as a sheet. He walks over to her and says, “I dealt with it.”
@JollyComics

[kav]

On 5/12/2022 at 7:54 PM, Cat said:

That's okay, we've got no means of enforcing it. All we have are our words. 

naw

[kav]

On 5/12/2022 at 8:13 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

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On 5/12/2022 at 9:36 PM, Cat said:

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On 5/12/2022 at 9:44 PM, Comics4All said:

You are correct ,my friend!

No Sintence for @kav!

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/12/2022 at 9:45 PM, kav said:

On 5/12/2022 at 9:45 PM, Cat said:

It's time for Kav to leave the island. 

naw

[Galen130]

On 5/12/2022 at 9:38 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

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On 5/12/2022 at 9:54 PM, Cat said:

That's okay, we've got no means of enforcing it. All we have are our words. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/12/2022 at 10:26 PM, kav said:

 

[Cat]

On 5/13/2022 at 1:27 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

[Cat]

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On 5/12/2022 at 11:02 PM, Cat said:

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 5/12/2022 at 11:04 PM, Cat said:

naw

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

[Cat]

On 5/13/2022 at 2:18 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

It must feel really bad to come up with a great meme and distribute it, only to then realise you made a typo. 

[Cat]

Some pretty good stories about peoples' intelligent pets. https://imgur.com/gallery/gOfo8PA

[Cat]