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[ADAMANTIUM]

On 9/8/2022 at 5:40 PM, kav said:

thats what she said

 

[kav]

On 9/8/2022 at 3:44 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

 

[kav]

[Pitboss]

On 9/8/2022 at 6:07 PM, kav said:

[kav]

[MattTheDuck]

On 9/8/2022 at 4:07 PM, kav said:

Enjoy being dead

[kav]

On 9/8/2022 at 5:40 PM, MattTheDuck said:

Enjoy being dead

[kav]

"Whats wrong?"

"Nothing"

YOU ARE DOOMED

[D84]

On 9/8/2022 at 7:44 PM, kav said:

"Whats wrong?"

"Nothing"

YOU ARE DOOMED

Words from experience...

When she says "nothing" don't say "bull."

Instead, say "okay" and act like nothing is wrong. You'll find out the problem in less than a minute. 

[kav]

On 9/8/2022 at 6:20 PM, D84 said:

Words from experience...

When she says "nothing" don't say "bull."

Instead, say "okay" and act like nothing is wrong. You'll find out the problem in less than a minute. 

yup

[kav]

and whatever you do dont say I thought you said nothing was wrong.

[D84]

On 9/8/2022 at 8:23 PM, kav said:

and whatever you do dont say I thought you said nothing was wrong.

No. Point at her and say "I knew you were lying."

[kav]

On 9/8/2022 at 6:31 PM, D84 said:

No. Point at her and say "I knew you were lying."

and add "As usual"
 

then when she explodes say calm down-

[D84]

On 9/8/2022 at 8:31 PM, kav said:

and add "As usual"
 

then when she explodes say calm down-

Actually, say "You know, this is why your Dad left your Mom."

[kav]

On 9/8/2022 at 6:33 PM, D84 said:

Actually, say "You know, this is why your Dad left your Mom."

that works too.

[MattTheDuck]

Or, "You remind me of my ex-wife."

[kav]

Other things you can say to wifes to make em calm:
what is it now?
moist (for some reason women HATE that word)
actually, thats not a word
listen-
thats pretty good for a woman
 

[kav]

[kav]

 

[kav]