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The OFFICIAL Cornfield Library lounge area thread. Off topic posts are allowed!
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On 1/29/2022 at 3:58 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

It's also a planet, not a country. 

My Tauntaun just froze.

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On 1/29/2022 at 4:00 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

The correct answer is 'Canada eh'. 

if (s)he had wrote that (s)he would have gone down in herstory!

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The answer is actually 

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Bangladesh

No joke, just knowledge. 

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On 1/29/2022 at 6:13 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

The answer is actually 

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Bangladesh

No joke, just knowledge. 

Guess what's right next to there...

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Bangkok!

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Is there any question worse than 'what do you want for dinner tonight?' I honestly hate it more than 'do you want to move your surgery forward?'. 

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On 1/29/2022 at 6:26 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

Is there any question worse than 'what do you want for dinner tonight?' I honestly hate it more than 'do you want to move your surgery forward?'. 

What would you like for dinner after we move your surgery forward?

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On 1/29/2022 at 7:26 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

Is there any question worse than 'what do you want for dinner tonight?' I honestly hate it more than 'do you want to move your surgery forward?'. 

Do you like it better than::"The proctologist will see you now?"

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On 1/30/2022 at 10:36 AM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

What would you like for dinner after we move your surgery forward?

That was actually something that has to be done, so that's a double whammy. 

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On 1/30/2022 at 10:36 AM, Comics4All said:

Do you like it better than::"The proctologist will see you now?"

Not a question. :makepoint:

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I had to get a colonoscopy done, and I chose to do it without general anaesthetic. This cute nurse came in mid-procedure, that was bad, then a few more people, and they were all discussing what they wanted for lunch while I was laying there with a massive tube up my arse. It was bad. :facepalm:

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On 1/29/2022 at 5:08 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

I had to get a colonoscopy done, and I chose to do it without general anaesthetic. This cute nurse came in mid-procedure, that was bad, then a few more people, and they were all discussing what they wanted for lunch while I was laying there with a massive tube up my arse. It was bad. :facepalm:

I had one with no nothing.  it was awful.  and I have a high pain threshold.  i blew my hands up for christ sake.  i do not get novacaine for fillings and crowns.  colo-o-scopy was bad.  I kept moaning in pain and Dr said wow you really like groaning dont you?  YES DOC I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!! :pullhair:

On 1/29/2022 at 4:26 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

Is there any question worse than 'what do you want for dinner tonight?' I honestly hate it more than 'do you want to move your surgery forward?'. 

simple: meatloaf.  just popped this baby in oven.

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On 1/30/2022 at 11:23 AM, kav said:

I had one with no nothing.  it was awful.  and I have a high pain threshold.  i blew my hands up for christ sake.  i do not get novacaine for fillings and crowns.  colo-o-scopy was bad.  I kept moaning in pain and Dr said wow you really like groaning dont you?  YES DOC I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!! :pullhair:

simple: meatloaf.  just popped this baby in oven.

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LET MEATLOAF REST IN PEACE!! 

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On 1/29/2022 at 7:32 PM, MattTheDuck said:

After mine the anesthesiologist told me he “had a hard time keeping me breathing” and asked if I ever been tested for sleep apnea.  What a Richard 

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Normally I am not sleeping in a drug induced coma with something shoved up my arse.. 

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On 1/29/2022 at 5:32 PM, MattTheDuck said:

After mine the anesthesiologist told me he “had a hard time keeping me breathing” and asked if I ever been tested for sleep apnea.  What a Richard 

these butt probe Drs have poor bedside manner, man.

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On 1/29/2022 at 5:29 PM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

LET MEATLOAF REST IN PEACE!! 

Super easy!  barely an inconvenience!
 

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