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[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 3/20/2022 at 7:15 PM, Comics4All said:

Nope!

This guy spells like IKENDOODISALLDEY!

 

[kav]

On 3/20/2022 at 5:15 PM, Comics4All said:

Nope!

This guy spells like IKENDOODISALLDEY!

 

what a whopper

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 3/20/2022 at 7:20 PM, kav said:

what a whopper

[JJ-4]

On 3/20/2022 at 5:00 PM, kav said:

so many scammers nowadays man.  They wont give anything.

The kids need something, anything man!

 

[kav]

On 3/20/2022 at 5:24 PM, JJ-4 said:

The kids need something, anything man!

 

Hi I saw your ad for 2019 Toyota-will you take $100?  I know thats less than the listed price of $32,000 but Christmas will be coming up in 9 months and I want my son to have a nice car to drive when that happens.  Also could you make sure its cleaned and detailed because I dont want to give him a dirty car I'm sure you can understand that!  I will also need you to deliver it-I'm only 200 mi away and I'll let you use my phone to call an Uber so that should square things between us.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 3/20/2022 at 7:28 PM, kav said:

Hi I saw your ad for 2019 Toyota-will you take $100?  I know thats less than the listed price of $32,000 but Christmas will be coming up in 9 months and I want my son to have a nice car to drive when that happens.  Also could you make sure its cleaned and detailed because I dont want to give him a dirty car I'm sure you can understand that!  I will also need you to deliver it-I'm only 200 mi away and I'll let you use my phone to call an Uber so that should square things between us.

[kav]

On 3/6/2022 at 4:22 PM, kav said:

So you have a spider man comic for me?
Yes sir I do!
whats it about?
Well its about spider man-people love spider man!
They sure do-is it about anything else?
Not really no
Oh really?
Yes he doesnt fight anyone or anything.
Huh.
But it has a little kid!!
Little kids are TIGHT!
Uh-
Uh-
Whoops.
Whoopsie!
So anyway its about this little kid that loves spider man and one night spider man comes in his room.
I feel like thats kinda creepy tho-and illegal.
Yes sir it is!
So what else happens?
Well, nothing really 'happens' exactly.
I kinda feel like something should happen tho.
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
But spider man talks to the kid!
And the parents dont hear any of this?
No sir they dont!
I kinda feel like they would.
I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this.
Ok lemme get off that thing!
So anyway the kid asks him his secret identity!
And spider man doesnt tell him because that would be stupid, right?
He tells him!
Was it hard for the kid to get him to tell his secret identity?
No it was super easy-barely an inconvenience.
Oh really?  So how does the kid get him to tell his secret identity?
He asks him-TWICE!
Wow that was easy.
Yes so, thats about it-what do you think?
Well it kinda feels like its not really a story tho.
But people love spider man!
True!!

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 3/20/2022 at 7:37 PM, kav said:

[kav]

On 3/20/2022 at 5:40 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 3/20/2022 at 7:42 PM, kav said:

[kav]

On 3/20/2022 at 5:43 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 3/20/2022 at 7:49 PM, kav said:

 

It's all the new rage..

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

[kav]

On 3/20/2022 at 5:51 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

 

[kav]

On 3/20/2022 at 5:51 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

It's all the new rage..

 

[kav]

On 3/20/2022 at 5:51 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

It's all the new rage..

 

On 3/20/2022 at 5:51 PM, onlyweaknesskryptonite said:

[Pitboss]

[kav]

On 3/20/2022 at 6:06 PM, Pitboss said:

you'll shoot your eye out!

[ADAMANTIUM]

[D84]

On 3/20/2022 at 8:06 PM, Pitboss said: