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[Cat]

On 2/16/2023 at 5:41 AM, Kramerica said:

So, I like the idea. But when I break it down I have a few questions.

While it advertises enough room for 2-3 kids, are they being sent to this luxurious 3 foot hall, 9 foot square cabin in the woods for fun? Disciplinary reasons? Do the parents just need naughty time? Are the kids misbehaving and blowing models and cats up with firecrackers? There's a lot of questions I have before I invest in this property. I mean, Billy is watching the door with a friggin' gun in his hands and a smile that really creeps me out. Just what goes on in Billy's playhouse/detention facility/mini Folsom Prison?

$1.00 seems like a true bargain. Is there a catch? Does it come with kids already imprisioned in Billy's House of Horrors? And it's a "no tag back" sort of deal? You keep the kids too?

And just what is Billy guarding everyone from with his new wave buckskin hat and rifle? Indians? Do you get thrown into the frontier cabin while Billy singlehandedly protects you from people whose land you unjustly stole? Is he allowed to punish his "guests" for being obstreperous?

Is there a bathroom? One for each gender? I'm unsure if they're planning on throwing boys AND girls into this Frontier Cabin. Running water? And being constructed of "specially treated DuPont Polyethelene" doesn't sound like the kind of material you want to sandwich 3 misbegotten brats into, even if they're misbehavin' and pulling the wings off flies. 

And you can purchase 5 of these cabins for $5? That's a lot of real estate. Is Billy given sole power of what torture devices he can install in each of these roomy suites? Or will the Crypt Keeper make a guest appearance and bring the Iron Maiden for fun?

Did I take the right medication today?

So I can house 10-15 orphans for $4? We were talking about orhpans, weren't we?

We can combine the structures into one mega-structure, can't we? 

[Kramerica]

On 2/16/2023 at 11:49 PM, Cat said:

So I can house 10-15 orphans for $4? We were talking about orhpans, weren't we?

We can combine the structures into one mega-structure, can't we? 

All children. Not just orphans. Everyone will be welcome. And yes, a mega-structure is a possibility. We will have to test a 2nd story with those who draw a short straw. And all will be held to the one law: Have a sense of humor. Or develop one fast. Those who are unwilling or unable to engage in satire, laughter, roasting and dumb puns will be forced to wear the Cone of Shame.

[LowGradeBronze]

On 2/15/2023 at 11:27 PM, Ryan. said:

I read this thread title as, Impotent Comic Ad News.

 

 

 

Then you won't be needing that inflatable doll.....

[Ryan.]

On 2/17/2023 at 9:56 AM, LowGradeBronze said:

Then you won't be needing that inflatable doll.....

Says you...