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Happy Birthday kiltman

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Forbush-Man

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Just in case anyone has read this thread, I should point out that Kiltman is not Welsh or a Cockney, nor is he from Carlisle. tongue.gif

 

 

But he does wear a dress........right? confused-smiley-013.gif

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AussieRuss

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Happy Birthday Kilty.

 

For those who have trouble understanding anything Kilty writes, here is his cockney alphabet.

 

 

A for 'Orses .................. ('ay for 'orses)

B for Mutton .................. (Beef or Mutton)

C for Miles ................... (See for Miles)

D for Ential .................. (Differential)

E for Brick ................... ('eave a Brick)

F for Vescence ................ (Effervescence)

G for Get It .................. (Gee, forget it!)

H for Bless You ............... (Aitsshfa! A Sneeze)

I for The Engine .............. (Ivor the Engine)

J for Oranges ................. (Jaffa Oranges)

K for Restaurant .............. (Cafe or Restaurant)

L for Leather ................. ('ell for Leather)

M for Sis' .................... (Emphasis)

N for Lope .................... (Envelope)

O for The Wings Of A Dove ..... (O! for the Wings of a Dove!)

P for Relief .................. (?!?!)

Q for A Bus ................... (Queue for a Bus)

R for Mo' ..................... ('alf a Mo')

S for Rantzen ................. (Esther Rantzen)

T for Two ..................... (Tea for Two)

U for Me ...................... (You for Me)

V for La France ............... (Vive la France)

W for The Winnings ............ (Double you for the Winnings)

X for Breakfast ............... (Eggs for Breakfast)

Y for Husband ................. (Wife or Husband)

Z for Wind .................... (Zephyr Wind)

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chromium

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Just in case anyone has read this thread, I should point out that Kiltman is not Welsh or a Cockney, nor is he from Carlisle. tongue.gif

 

He has a Welsh name and he [embarrassing lack of self control] sheep...he's Welsh sumo.gif

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Norrin_Radd

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Just in case anyone has read this thread, I should point out that Kiltman is not Welsh or a Cockney, nor is he from Carlisle. tongue.gif

 

He has a Welsh name and he [embarrassing lack of self control] sheep...he's Welsh sumo.gif

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kiltman

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Thanks guys!

 

Sorry bout the late reply, up in glasgow with no access to the net.

 

Fantastic day of playing pool with my friends and a meal with my family at night yay.gif

 

 

Oh and cheers Arex for all the american sweets! insane.gif Mmm butterfingers cloud9.gif

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kiltman

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Just in case anyone has read this thread, I should point out that Kiltman is not Welsh or a Cockney, nor is he from Carlisle. tongue.gif

 

He has a Welsh name and he [embarrassing lack of self control] sheep...he's Welsh sumo.gif

poke2.gif I have a welsh name with one side of scottish grandparents and the other side irish.

 

So im a scots-irish-welshman tongue.gifcrazy.gif

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