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greggy

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a high, girlish sound, like Bug when he's calling someone a liar
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Or like Greggy as recipient? (ok - a hale and hearty BWAHHHAHAHAHAAAA should follow that but danged if I can find the graemlin for BWAHHHAHAHAHAAAA !)

 

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Shaddup Centrum Silver snorting gramps! 893naughty-thumb.gif
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Shaddup Centrum Silver snorting gramps!

 

Got any more of that Silver cheap? Huh? Please?

Bah...no $$....no hit. Back to the Geritol for you....FOOL! sumo.gif
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Bah...no $$....no hit.

 

Huh? Wha? Tell me the last time I even negotiated on your prices and the last time I did not PayPal fast. Man Greggy, this hurts. sorry.gif

 

I try my best to pay fast with minimal hassle and all I get is grief. frown.gif

You talkin' about the vitamins or the drugs? Greggy's head hurts! 893frustrated.gif
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Bah...no $$....no hit.

 

Huh? Wha? Tell me the last time I even negotiated on your prices and the last time I did not PayPal fast. Man Greggy, this hurts. sorry.gif

 

I try my best to pay fast with minimal hassle and all I get is grief. frown.gif

You talkin' about the vitamins or the drugs? Greggy's head hurts! 893frustrated.gif

 

Why, the drugs, of course!

 

PS - the last batch was a bit under quality! Too much Inositol in the cut!

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Bah...no $$....no hit.

 

Huh? Wha? Tell me the last time I even negotiated on your prices and the last time I did not PayPal fast. Man Greggy, this hurts. sorry.gif

 

I try my best to pay fast with minimal hassle and all I get is grief. frown.gif

You talkin' about the vitamins or the drugs? Greggy's head hurts! 893frustrated.gif

 

Why, the drugs, of course!

 

PS - the last batch was a bit under quality! Too much Inositol in the cut!

OK....I'll throw in some unexpected ephredrine into the next batch. frown.gif
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Bah...no $$....no hit.

 

Huh? Wha? Tell me the last time I even negotiated on your prices and the last time I did not PayPal fast. Man Greggy, this hurts. sorry.gif

 

I try my best to pay fast with minimal hassle and all I get is grief. frown.gif

You talkin' about the vitamins or the drugs? Greggy's head hurts! 893frustrated.gif

 

Why, the drugs, of course!

 

PS - the last batch was a bit under quality! Too much Inositol in the cut!

OK....I'll throw in some unexpected ephredrine into the next batch. frown.gif

 

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Bah...no $$....no hit.

 

Huh? Wha? Tell me the last time I even negotiated on your prices and the last time I did not PayPal fast. Man Greggy, this hurts. sorry.gif

 

I try my best to pay fast with minimal hassle and all I get is grief. frown.gif

You talkin' about the vitamins or the drugs? Greggy's head hurts! 893frustrated.gif

 

Why, the drugs, of course!

 

PS - the last batch was a bit under quality! Too much Inositol in the cut!

OK....I'll throw in some unexpected ephredrine into the next batch. frown.gif

 

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OK...after the buzz stops...I'll add some more guarana in the mix! sign-offtopic.gif
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OK...after the buzz stops...I'll add some more guarana in the mix!

 

Ahhh - it has been a long time since I have experienced a preparation from the seeds of Paullinia sorbilis! Or did you mean "guano", which typifies your shipments!

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OK...after the buzz stops...I'll add some more guarana in the mix!

 

Ahhh - it has been a long time since I have experienced a preparation from the seeds of Paullinia sorbilis! Or did you mean "guano", which typifies your shipments!

Then...I will throw in some bitter orange! acclaim.gif
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OK...after the buzz stops...I'll add some more guarana in the mix!

 

Ahhh - it has been a long time since I have experienced a preparation from the seeds of Paullinia sorbilis! Or did you mean "guano", which typifies your shipments!

 

:::pops out of wall "Laugh-In"-style:::

 

"Zing!"

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OK...after the buzz stops...I'll add some more guarana in the mix!

 

Ahhh - it has been a long time since I have experienced a preparation from the seeds of Paullinia sorbilis! Or did you mean "guano", which typifies your shipments!

 

:::pops out of wall "Laugh-In"-style:::

 

"Zing!"

 

To quote Tricky Dicky "Sock it Me baby!" 893applaud-thumb.gif

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OK...after the buzz stops...I'll add some more guarana in the mix!

 

Ahhh - it has been a long time since I have experienced a preparation from the seeds of Paullinia sorbilis! Or did you mean "guano", which typifies your shipments!

 

:::pops out of wall "Laugh-In"-style:::

 

"Zing!"

 

To quote Tricky Dicky "Sock it Me baby!" 893applaud-thumb.gif

 

"Here come the judge!" :::canned laughter inserted here:::

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OK...after the buzz stops...I'll add some more guarana in the mix!

 

Ahhh - it has been a long time since I have experienced a preparation from the seeds of Paullinia sorbilis! Or did you mean "guano", which typifies your shipments!

 

:::pops out of wall "Laugh-In"-style:::

 

"Zing!"

 

To quote Tricky Dicky "Sock it Me baby!" 893applaud-thumb.gif

 

"Here come the judge!" :::canned laughter inserted here:::

 

I canot resist the 2nd line - "Here comes the judge"

 

hmmm - not as creative as I remember but still fun!

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Note: The part of Dirk Diamond is played by MinuteKev.

 

Issue 12, Part 1B: Lost in Time

 

The N'Superables in Chicago, 1938

 

The library didn't give the N'Superables any clues toward a time portal, but part of the problem was that the lads couldn't find a single PC in the entire building, so they left.

 

"Stupid! It's a main library in downtown Chicago -- how the heck do they know what books they have without a PC with a proper database?" grumbles Emoticon.

 

"I couldn’t even check my email," says Mylite.

 

"It sucks. Just plain sucks," says Rerun.

 

"So how are we going to solve the mystery of the portal?" asks Alias.

 

"Mystery?" echoes a stranger wearing a trench coat. The displaced superheroes give him the once-over, noting that he's of medium height, wears a fedora cocked over one eye, and is smoking a cigarette.

 

"Bogey?" asks Emoticon.

 

"The name's Diamond. Dirk Diamond. I heard you talking about mysteries and that's what I do. I'm a private ."

 

"Heh. Private. . Heh." Mylite is sweating from holding back a number of off-color jokes based upon these two words.

 

"You're a private, ? Like in the army?" asks Rerun.

 

"I'm not a Joe, I'm a !"

 

"Hookay, , don't get all worked up."

 

"It's Dirk."

 

"You just said ."

 

"I'm a named Dirk. "

 

"I'm confused," says Alias.

 

"I think he is, too," whispers Emoticon.

 

"There's nothing confusing! I'm a private named Dirk and I can help you geese. You look like you've got a yard or two."

 

"A yard?"

 

"A century." Off their quizzical looks, "A C! Don't you jingle-brains speak English? Money! A hundred bucks!"

 

"Oh! Yeah, well, that's a bit of a problem. We've got Visa, but that's about it," Alias says.

 

"Can't help with the visas. I'm no Fed. I'm just a shamus, looking for some kale."

 

"Don't say it," says Emoticon.

 

"I have to. Kale?" asks Mylite.

 

"Mazuma, rhino, lettuce, spinach, spondulix, sugar, geetus, jack, cabbage, dough--"

 

"Money!" says Rerun proudly. "He wants money."

 

"Why didn't he just say 'yard' like any normal person would," says Rerun.

 

"We haven't got any... spondulix."

 

"I'll take that fancy cage in trade," says Dirk, eyeing Mylite's slab.

 

Mylite faints.

 

"Yeah, well, we're not sure what would happen if we cracked his slab," says Alias. "I mean, he'd lose most of his value and we're not sure if anyone would want Mylite raw."

 

"I ain't asking him to vacate his skivvies! I'm talking about that glass cage thing. I got a skirt who'd go dizzy for me if she laid her peepers on that."

 

Mylite comes to. "Is the mean man gone?"

 

"The is still here and still after your slab."

 

"At least you geese finally figured out I'm a ."

 

"Yeah, asking for my slab clinched it." Mylite strokes the warm plastic lovingly.

 

"Of course," says Alias, "we do still have a mystery and I'm sure here--"

 

"Dirk."

 

"--Dirk here could help us figure it out. You know the lay of the land, doncha Dirk?"

 

"I can tell the red-hots from the rappers."

 

"I get the idea he isn't talking about Eminem," whispers Emoticon.

 

"Ever seen a round, swirly time portal in these parts?" asks Alias.

 

"Might've. Might've not. You find any jack since we last jawed, or are we just bumping guns?"

 

"We've got plenty of jack. Jack out the wazoo. But first -- the swirly thing..."

 

To be continued...

 

 

 

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