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OT: Evil Villian Now Hiring In Maine

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stynxno

stynxno

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grrrrrrr! it was pretty funny.

 

the full text (without any identifying information) :

Currently looking to fill the position of henchmen,and beautiful female accomplice.

 

Henchmen

Must be willing to take orders and be able to work weekends and nights as well. Please note you will be working in a hollow based volcano which is a hazardous environment, so there will be some risks involved. Please attach resume with former henching experience. Experience with lasers a plus, but not needed. Will train the right individual.

 

Beautiful Female Accomplice

Ideal beautiful female accomplice, must be willing to take orders and sit, stand or otherwise be beautiful, essentially you will be an object for me to admire. Some special tasks may also be involved. Martial arts and modeling skills are a plus. You will have a facade that you are truly evil, but inevitably the good inside you will turn you to my arch-nemesis. Please send resume along with pictures to be considered for interview.

 

 

Evil Villain is an EOE and will not discriminate.

 

* Job location is undisclosed active hollow volcano

* Compensation: Healthcare, Matching 401k, Dental, Paid vacations, Holiday Bonuses.

* yes -- OK for recruiters to contact this job poster.

* no -- Please, no phone calls about this job!

* yes -- You may contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

* no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.

* yes -- OK to repost to Job Developers for Persons with Disabilities.

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Kakapo

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It's unfortunate that the post was deleted by the host...for all we know there's an Evil Villain somewhere in Maine who is desperately short of manpower (and indeed also missing a Beautiful Female Accomplice). It must be pretty lonely sitting around all day in a hollowed-out volcano, without so much as a muscular blond hulk in a tight 1970s T-shirt, with a bizarre, allegedly Eastern European accent, to talk to. To whom can he show off his predatory piranha pool?

 

And these villains have a very limited life expectancy - shouldn't he have a fundamental right to the pursuit of happiness before an ageing agent in a tuxedo sabotages his Death Ray and brings his lair crashing down on top of him?

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