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OT: Borat!

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It remains to be seen whether the American public will be as enthusiastic about "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" as the press who have seen the movie are. But that hasn't stopped 'Borat'-creator Sacha Baron Cohen from continuing his mammoth press tour in character, which recently included hand-delivering an invitation for the premiere at the White House gates for President Bush. His latest stop was a much more dangerous proposition -- the Hollywood press corps. As usual, Borat stole the show.

 

On His Hobbies

 

"My hobbies is disco dance, table tennis and also taking photographs of ladies doing toilet without their knowledge. Why not? They do not know."

 

 

On His Family

 

"I have three children: Balak, Balaam and Huey Lewis. Balak who is 13 has American pen friend called Mr. Foley. He say, 'Meet in hotel room.' My sister make my family very proud by being No. 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. She recently received award from Kazakh Minister of Industry for best sexy mouth. I also who have a brother named Bilo. He is a person_having_a_hard_time_understanding_my_point with small head but very small arms. He has 204 teeth, 201 in mouth and three in nose. My first wife is dead. High five!"

 

His Thoughts on President Bush

 

"We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walker Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. But, perhaps not as strong as his father, Barbara."

 

Who Borat Would Like to Meet in Hollywood

 

"I would most like to meet some of your new Hollywood starlets. In particular, Elizabeth Taylor I would also like to meet fearless anti-Jewish warrior Melvin Gibson. We in Kazakhstan agree with his comments that the Jews have started all wars, and we also have proof that they were responsible for killing off all the dinosaurs. Also, Hurricane Katrina. They did it. It's a long story."

 

On His Favorite Movies

 

"In Kazakhstan, we are huge fannies of U. S. of A. movies. And we have shown this by manufacturing pirate DVDs of many of them. We like movies of funny man Edward Murphy. We in Kazakhstan laugh very much when we see his chocolate face, ya? It is unusual. The color! Other American films we like are 'Robocop,' 'Titanic' and the sex comedy 'The Accused.'"

 

Can We Expect More Movies Featuring Borat?

 

"I, eh, not sure exactly when I will next make a movie film, because for the next 18 months my country's camera is fully booked for make other television shows. This includes programs such as 'Kazakhstan's Next Top Prostitute' and the comedy about the person who waited very late in his life to have 'sexy time.' It's called 'The 4-year-old Virgin.' Almost 5 and he never make out!"

 

On Becoming a MySpace Fixture

 

"I must say I am the second Kazakh man ever on MySpaces. The first was the minister of agriculture, Morat Sukeyev, but his page was taking down because of a sex crime. It is no problem. He is now posing as 'JohnnyTexas,' age 11. He has already received 200 messages from your Mr. Foley."

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It remains to be seen whether the American public will be as enthusiastic about "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan" as the press who have seen the movie are. But that hasn't stopped 'Borat'-creator Sacha Baron Cohen from continuing his mammoth press tour in character, which recently included hand-delivering an invitation for the premiere at the White House gates for President Bush. His latest stop was a much more dangerous proposition -- the Hollywood press corps. As usual, Borat stole the show.

 

On His Hobbies

 

"My hobbies is disco dance, table tennis and also taking photographs of ladies doing toilet without their knowledge. Why not? They do not know."

 

 

On His Family

 

"I have three children: Balak, Balaam and Huey Lewis. Balak who is 13 has American pen friend called Mr. Foley. He say, 'Meet in hotel room.' My sister make my family very proud by being No. 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. She recently received award from Kazakh Minister of Industry for best sexy mouth. I also who have a brother named Bilo. He is a person_having_a_hard_time_understanding_my_point with small head but very small arms. He has 204 teeth, 201 in mouth and three in nose. My first wife is dead. High five!"

 

His Thoughts on President Bush

 

"We in Kazakhstan very much admire your mighty warlord George Walker Bush. He is a very wise man and also a strong man. But, perhaps not as strong as his father, Barbara."

 

Who Borat Would Like to Meet in Hollywood

 

"I would most like to meet some of your new Hollywood starlets. In particular, Elizabeth Taylor I would also like to meet fearless anti-Jewish warrior Melvin Gibson. We in Kazakhstan agree with his comments that the Jews have started all wars, and we also have proof that they were responsible for killing off all the dinosaurs. Also, Hurricane Katrina. They did it. It's a long story."

 

On His Favorite Movies

 

"In Kazakhstan, we are huge fannies of U. S. of A. movies. And we have shown this by manufacturing pirate DVDs of many of them. We like movies of funny man Edward Murphy. We in Kazakhstan laugh very much when we see his chocolate face, ya? It is unusual. The color! Other American films we like are 'Robocop,' 'Titanic' and the sex comedy 'The Accused.'"

 

Can We Expect More Movies Featuring Borat?

 

"I, eh, not sure exactly when I will next make a movie film, because for the next 18 months my country's camera is fully booked for make other television shows. This includes programs such as 'Kazakhstan's Next Top Prostitute' and the comedy about the person who waited very late in his life to have 'sexy time.' It's called 'The 4-year-old Virgin.' Almost 5 and he never make out!"

 

On Becoming a MySpace Fixture

 

"I must say I am the second Kazakh man ever on MySpaces. The first was the minister of agriculture, Morat Sukeyev, but his page was taking down because of a sex crime. It is no problem. He is now posing as 'JohnnyTexas,' age 11. He has already received 200 messages from your Mr. Foley."

 

Freakin' HILARIOUS! 27_laughing.gif

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From Wiki some of borats "lingo"

 

 

-Barbara bush - literally "to eat the hair from the testes satchel"; (Barbara To eat, Bush-The hair around the testes satchel)-a reference to Barbara Bush

-Hram - genitals (from the Russian word for "temple")

-Dzienkuje - "thank you" Sometimes used as a greeting in the opening of the Borat segments of Da Ali G Show. from the Polish Dziękuję), Also spelled as "Chenquieh" when written by Borat, e.g., his speech on the Kazakh embassy.

-Football - disease where a man grows a foot out of the testes satchel

-Hand relief - masturbation or sexual contact involving the hand

-Jagshemash - "how are you?" (from the Polish "Jak się masz?", the Czech "Jak se máš?"). Returning to Central Asia, the Uyghur greeting "yahşimusiz" means "are you well?", and in Uzbek it's "yaxshimisiz". Perhaps ironically, "yaxshi emas" means "not good/well" in Uzbek.

-Krutzouli - small or insignificant animal of ambiguous identity, placed above women in the fictional Kazakh caste system.

-Liquid explosion (sexy time explosion) - ejaculation

-Sexy time (sexy intercourse) - sexual intercourse

-Testes satchel - scrotum

-Vazhïn - *spoon* (once referred to as Shakira)

-Mouth party (sex in mouth) - oral sex

-Moviefilm - movies.

-Making a dirt - to defecate

-Making brown - to defecate

-Making romance inside - to have sexual intercourse

-Man with chocolate face - a black person

-She is tight like man's anus - description of sister's *spoon*

-Loose like sleeve of wizard - description of wife's *spoon*

-Transibiersky express - children's porno with Johnny the Monkey

 

 

Loose like sleeve of wizard killed me when I heard him say it in a short clip I seen the other day.

 

I didn't think Sacha Baron Cohen could top the Ali G "character" but I think Borat will be his legacy.

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