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my son can eat an entire crate of cherry tomatoes, but he doesn't throw them at folks faces lol

 

Well the crate is good for fiber. But why not eat the tomatos instead? (shrug)

sound advice (thumbs u

hope the new job is treating you well

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Those little red radishes are just sour...

 

Daikon radish, that's a different story.

 

 

 

-slym

 

Eat larger red radishes. Maybe pair them with a sweeter dressing. Lemon and honey vinaigrette is a good start.

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Those little red radishes are just sour...

 

Daikon radish, that's a different story.

 

 

 

-slym

 

Eat larger red radishes. Maybe pair them with a sweeter dressing. Lemon and honey vinaigrette is a good start.

 

Salad Cream :sumo:

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Dear Tech Support:

>

> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed

> that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a

> lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

> itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system

> activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting

> and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6

> no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

>

> I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background

> while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about

> going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife

> 1.0. Please help!

>

> Thanks,

> A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

> ______________________________________

>

> REPLY:

> Dear Troubled User:

>

> This is a very common problem that men complain about.

>

> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it

> is

> just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING

> SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also

> impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is

> impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system

> once

> installed.

>

> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to

> not

> allow this. Look in

> your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend

> that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest

> installing the background application "Yes

> Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

>

> The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because

> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the

> system

> will return to normal anyway.

>

> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep

> 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

>

> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will

> cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,

> the only! way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase

> additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

>

> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With

> Short

> Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause

> irreversible damage to the operating system.

>

> Best of luck

 

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Those little red radishes are just sour...

 

Daikon radish, that's a different story.

 

 

 

-slym

 

Eat larger red radishes. Maybe pair them with a sweeter dressing. Lemon and honey vinaigrette is a good start.

 

Salad Cream :sumo:

What the F kind of "cooking" shows are you watching. Salad cream? I guess that goes well with the butt mud, I mean, brown sauce. lol

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Those little red radishes are just sour...

 

Daikon radish, that's a different story.

 

 

 

-slym

 

Eat larger red radishes. Maybe pair them with a sweeter dressing. Lemon and honey vinaigrette is a good start.

 

Salad Cream :sumo:

What the F kind of "cooking" shows are you watching. Salad cream? I guess that goes well with the butt mud, I mean, brown sauce. lol

 

Opposite ends of the sauce spectrum mate. Brown sauce for red meat, salad cream for chicken.

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