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EvilAsh

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A New Jersey Love Story

 

A young woman in Wildwood, New Jersey was so depressed that

she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean.

 

She went down to Morey's Pier and was about to leap into the frigid water

when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

 

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off

to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.

I will take good care of you and bring you food every day.'

 

 

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,

'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'

 

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, in the darkness, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

 

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and some fruit,

and they made passionate love until dawn.

 

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection,

she was discovered by the Captain. 'What are you doing here?'

the Captain asked.. "

 

I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained.

'I get food and a trip to Hawaii and in return, he's screwing me.'

 

'He certainly is', the Captain said. 'This is the Cape May Ferry!'

 

:grin:

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dover

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A New Jersey Love Story

 

A young woman in Wildwood, New Jersey was so depressed that

she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean.

 

She went down to Morey's Pier and was about to leap into the frigid water

when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

 

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off

to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.

I will take good care of you and bring you food every day.'

 

 

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,

'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'

 

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?

Perhaps a fresh start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, in the darkness, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

 

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and some fruit,

and they made passionate love until dawn.

 

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection,

she was discovered by the Captain. 'What are you doing here?'

the Captain asked.. "

 

I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained.

'I get food and a trip to Hawaii and in return, he's screwing me.'

 

'He certainly is', the Captain said. 'This is the Cape May Ferry!'

 

:grin:

 

:roflmao:

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dover

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Peanuts!It was Snoopy!!!

Your children sound like a great blessing!!

My birds just scream at me,and the cats poop alla time...

 

Yes, Peanuts in high High Grade!!! :frustrated:

 

My kids are awesome!! :banana:

 

The cat and dog poop alot as well. hm maybe if I feed them less.....

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:acclaim:

 

:banana:

 

:banana:

 

 

whatsup??????/

 

Just having a quiet night now for a change. Maybe my second good drink of the holidays. Sorted out the funeral date today so feeling a bit low, a nice bottle of red should cure that. And of course posting with Dover...

 

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