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Empty pistachio shells make ideal tap-dancing shoes for mice.

 

Empty coconut shells are too small for elephants

 

Depends on the size of the elephant.

 

Or the size of the coconut.

 

I bow to your wisdom (worship)

 

Actually, I stand corrected. According to Wikipedia, the average elephant wears a size 11.5 shoe (UK sizing). Everyone knows coconuts only go up to a size 9.

 

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