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[porcupine48]

[Comicopolis]

Didn't Oliver Stone prove that Lee Harvey didn't kill JFK

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[dover]

 

 

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

 

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

 

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

 

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

 

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

 

[dover]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

 

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

 

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

 

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

 

[dover]

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

 

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

 

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

 

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

 

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

 

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

 

[dover]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

 

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

 

We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butts. Then things get worse.

 

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

 

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

 

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take anything you say too seriously.

 

[Comicopolis]

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

 

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

 

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

 

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

 

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

 

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

 

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

 

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

 

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

[Mr.Diggler]

 

There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

 

 

IMSM

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[G.A.tor]

anyone seen my car keys

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[Mike Bray]

anyone seen my car keys

I think I saw them on the desk ....