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I think everyone here needs to get laid! ... a few times!

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lighthouse

lighthouse

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I ALWAYS need to get laid. Even after sex!

 

Crud.. I need 30-45 minutes... now that I'm middle aged.

Lousy birthdays mad.gif

 

"2-a-days" are not that common anymore you lucky [!@#%^&^] frown.gif

 

It may take longer to get started, but it lasts longer when you get it going! laugh.gif

(It takes all night to do what we used to do all night!)

27_laughing.gif

 

Ah, the joys of sildenafil citrate... cloud9.gif

Why would pouring table salt on it help? confused-smiley-013.gif

Remind me to never ask you to pass the salt... insane.gif

I don't use salt. Most nights I usually just eat oysters seasoned with crushed Viagra. crazy.gif

Best recreational drug ever... cool.gif

Oysters? confused.gif

Sildenafil Citrate... insane.gif

Table salt? confused.gif

I wonder how many times I can get you to say 'table salt' before you do a 2-second google search for sildenafil citrate... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif BTW, table salt is sodium chloride... mad.gif

I know that, you hambone. 27_laughing.gif

 

We talked about Sildenafil Citrate in another thread before. I was just seeing how long I could keep screwing around with you before you got tired of it. 27_laughing.gif

Hey, if it makes the quote box smaller, that's fine by me... I love these infinity covers... I just wish my neighbors would hurry up and finish, they've be going at it like rabbits for an hour now... sumo.gif

 

Tired or Listening In..... smirk.gif

Just getting caught up on my tax paperwork... but I think they'll both be walking funny in the morning... gossip.gif

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BigMan

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I ALWAYS need to get laid. Even after sex!

 

Crud.. I need 30-45 minutes... now that I'm middle aged.

Lousy birthdays mad.gif

 

"2-a-days" are not that common anymore you lucky [!@#%^&^] frown.gif

 

It may take longer to get started, but it lasts longer when you get it going! laugh.gif

(It takes all night to do what we used to do all night!)

27_laughing.gif

 

Ah, the joys of sildenafil citrate... cloud9.gif

Why would pouring table salt on it help? confused-smiley-013.gif

Remind me to never ask you to pass the salt... insane.gif

I don't use salt. Most nights I usually just eat oysters seasoned with crushed Viagra. crazy.gif

Best recreational drug ever... cool.gif

Oysters? confused.gif

Sildenafil Citrate... insane.gif

Table salt? confused.gif

I wonder how many times I can get you to say 'table salt' before you do a 2-second google search for sildenafil citrate... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif BTW, table salt is sodium chloride... mad.gif

I know that, you hambone. 27_laughing.gif

 

We talked about Sildenafil Citrate in another thread before. I was just seeing how long I could keep screwing around with you before you got tired of it. 27_laughing.gif

Hey, if it makes the quote box smaller, that's fine by me... I love these infinity covers... I just wish my neighbors would hurry up and finish, they've be going at it like rabbits for an hour now... sumo.gif

 

Tired or Listening In..... smirk.gif

Just getting caught up on my tax paperwork... but I think they'll both be walking funny in the morning... gossip.gif

 

27_laughing.gif27_laughing.gif Bull Legged Neighbors... 27_laughing.gif27_laughing.gif Well that has got to make doing your tax paperwork a lot more interesting. tongue.gif

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lighthouse

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I ALWAYS need to get laid. Even after sex!

 

Crud.. I need 30-45 minutes... now that I'm middle aged.

Lousy birthdays mad.gif

 

"2-a-days" are not that common anymore you lucky [!@#%^&^] frown.gif

 

It may take longer to get started, but it lasts longer when you get it going! laugh.gif

(It takes all night to do what we used to do all night!)

27_laughing.gif

 

Ah, the joys of sildenafil citrate... cloud9.gif

Why would pouring table salt on it help? confused-smiley-013.gif

Remind me to never ask you to pass the salt... insane.gif

I don't use salt. Most nights I usually just eat oysters seasoned with crushed Viagra. crazy.gif

Best recreational drug ever... cool.gif

Oysters? confused.gif

Sildenafil Citrate... insane.gif

Table salt? confused.gif

I wonder how many times I can get you to say 'table salt' before you do a 2-second google search for sildenafil citrate... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif BTW, table salt is sodium chloride... mad.gif

I know that, you hambone. 27_laughing.gif

 

We talked about Sildenafil Citrate in another thread before. I was just seeing how long I could keep screwing around with you before you got tired of it. 27_laughing.gif

Hey, if it makes the quote box smaller, that's fine by me... I love these infinity covers... I just wish my neighbors would hurry up and finish, they've be going at it like rabbits for an hour now... sumo.gif

 

Tired or Listening In..... smirk.gif

Just getting caught up on my tax paperwork... but I think they'll both be walking funny in the morning... gossip.gif

 

27_laughing.gif27_laughing.gif Bull Legged Neighbors... 27_laughing.gif27_laughing.gif Well that has got to make doing your tax paperwork a lot more interesting. tongue.gif

 

27_laughing.gif27_laughing.gif Yep... but I believe that last scream signals the end of the festivities... So I'm gonna call it a night... I'm doing the Seattle show next weekend and I need to get some suitable drek together over the next couple days... 'Night all... cloud9.gif

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BigMan

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I ALWAYS need to get laid. Even after sex!

 

Crud.. I need 30-45 minutes... now that I'm middle aged.

Lousy birthdays mad.gif

 

"2-a-days" are not that common anymore you lucky [!@#%^&^] frown.gif

 

It may take longer to get started, but it lasts longer when you get it going! laugh.gif

(It takes all night to do what we used to do all night!)

27_laughing.gif

 

Ah, the joys of sildenafil citrate... cloud9.gif

Why would pouring table salt on it help? confused-smiley-013.gif

Remind me to never ask you to pass the salt... insane.gif

I don't use salt. Most nights I usually just eat oysters seasoned with crushed Viagra. crazy.gif

Best recreational drug ever... cool.gif

Oysters? confused.gif

Sildenafil Citrate... insane.gif

Table salt? confused.gif

I wonder how many times I can get you to say 'table salt' before you do a 2-second google search for sildenafil citrate... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif BTW, table salt is sodium chloride... mad.gif

I know that, you hambone. 27_laughing.gif

 

We talked about Sildenafil Citrate in another thread before. I was just seeing how long I could keep screwing around with you before you got tired of it. 27_laughing.gif

Hey, if it makes the quote box smaller, that's fine by me... I love these infinity covers... I just wish my neighbors would hurry up and finish, they've be going at it like rabbits for an hour now... sumo.gif

 

Tired or Listening In..... smirk.gif

Just getting caught up on my tax paperwork... but I think they'll both be walking funny in the morning... gossip.gif

 

27_laughing.gif27_laughing.gif Bull Legged Neighbors... 27_laughing.gif27_laughing.gif Well that has got to make doing your tax paperwork a lot more interesting. tongue.gif

 

27_laughing.gif27_laughing.gif Yep... but I believe that last scream signals the end of the festivities... So I'm gonna call it a night... I'm doing the Seattle show next weekend and I need to get some suitable drek together over the next couple days... 'Night all... cloud9.gif

Wow I guess Lighthouses' neighbors are board members who read this thread.... smirk.gif
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fazman

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Hey, what's going on here ? Like, did'nt anyone get laid last night ? I told my wife that last nights romp was for all my forum buddies, and this threads on page 2 ? Man , comics and sex ! What else is there ? grin.gifgrin.gif

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fantastic_four

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I think nearly everyone here STILL needs to get laid!

 

BUT... Don't wait for the women!... It's gone too far!!893whatthe.gif

 

Go now! Do it yourself

 

Instructions:

Find this... get to work. Come back and post nice (for awhile)

 

I think that I definitely do...I can't believe I was still participating in that "qualified or crapified" thread 100 posts after it had been explored beyond all usefulness. blush.gifblush.gifblush.gif

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I think nearly everyone here STILL needs to get laid!

 

BUT... Don't wait for the women!... It's gone too far!!893whatthe.gif

 

Go now! Do it yourself

 

Instructions:

Find this... get to work. Come back and post nice (for awhile)

 

255680-Vaseline.jpg

 

Tell me about it...can't believe those ninnies who posted "serious" responses in that stupid thread that won't die! thumbsup2.gif

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greggy

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What I do?... these were all photos I saved from past forum posts?.. I'm pretty sure.

Are very small breast photos not acceptable compared to large "basically" nude breasts and arses?

 

Yo, I could care less but you know the haters out there! Considering you saved that photo as an attachment, kinda hard to delete it on a short notice! angel.gif
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