my wife told me if I didn't get into the top 5 comic book board posters, she would leave me...
my kids told me if I didn't get into the top 5 comic book board posters, they would disown me
my girlfriend told me if I didn't get into the top 5 comic book board posters, she wouldn't do "that" for me anymore...
my boss told me if I didn't get into the top 5 comic book board posters, he would have to let me go
greggy told me if I didn't get into the top 5 comic book board posters, he wouldn't respect me in the morning