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  1. Dean (2016)

    Demetri Martin, Kevin Kline, Gillian Jacobs, Mary Steenburgen

    Written & Directed by: Demetri Martin (directorial debut)

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 6.2/10, RT: 61% Fresh

    Synopsis: A comedy about loss, grief, and the redemptive power of love. Dean is a NY illustrator who falls hard for an LA woman while trying to prevent his father from selling the family home in the wake of his mother's death.

    Verdict: I thought this was a great little indie film, alot of the themes seem familiar and have been done before and probably better but the cast are all likeable and there is enough humour to make it work and seem fresh.

     

  2. Deadly Impact (2010)

    Sean Patrick Flanery, Joe Pantoliano, Carmen Serano, Greg Serano

    Directed by: Robert Kurtzman (Wishmaster)

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 5.3/10

    Synopsis: A police officer with a painful past returns home to help the FBI track down a mastermind assassin.

    Verdict: Typical cliched B-Movie, yawn.

     

  3. Deadly Expose (2017)

    Melissa Archer, Brandon Beemer, Marlon Aquino, Lauralee Bell

    Directed by: Chris Jaymes

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 3.4/10

    Synopsis: A detective suspects that a secret dating mobile app is actually connected with the murders that have been happening in her town.

    Verdict: For a DTV movie it's actually well acted but it feels too much like an extended episode of CSI, Law & Order or Criminal Minds, pick one.

     

  4. Dead Man Walking (1995)

    Based upon the non-fiction book "Dead Man Walking" (1993) by Sister Helen Prejean

    Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, Robert Prosky, Raymond J. Barry, R.Lee Ermey, Ceila Watson, Lois Smith

    Directed by: Tim Robbins

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 7.5/10, RT: 95% Fresh

    Susan Sarandon won an Oscar for Best Actress

    Synopsis: A nun, while comforting a convicted killer on death row, empathizes with both the killer and his victim's families.

    Verdict: Very good drama with great performances by Penn & Sarandon.

     

  5. Dead in a Week (Or Your Money Back) (2018)

    Tom Wilkinson, Aneurin Barnard, Marion Bailey, Freya Mavor, Christopher Eccleston

    Written & Directed by: Tom Edmunds

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 6.2/10, RT: 45% Rotten

    Synopsis: After his ninth unsuccessful attempt on his own life, a young man outsources his suicide to an ageing assassin. "If you're serious about ending it, you need professional help"

    Verdict: A decent black comedy with a few moments of genuine humour, however thats mostly due to the excellent Tom Wilkinson and when he's not on screen the film loses my interest, the young lead Barnard sleep walks through most of the film. Worth a watch though.

     

  6. Dazed and Confused (1993)

    Jason London, Wiley Wiggins, Matthew Mcconaughey, Rory Cochrane, Joey Lauren Adams, Milla Jovovich, Shawn Andrews, Adam Goldberg, Sasha Jenson, Cole Hauser, Parker Posey, Ben Affleck, Michelle Burke

    Written & Directed by: Richard Linklater

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 7.6/10, RT: 91% Fresh

    Synopsis: It's the last day of school at a high school in a small town in Texas in 1976. The upperclassmen are hazing the incoming freshmen, and everyone is trying to get stoned, drunk, or laid, even the football players that signed a pledge not to.

    Verdict: I've always been a big fan of Linklater and this didn't disappoint. A slice of 1970s America seen through the eyes of students, great cast and --script, typical Linklater which I really enjoyed.

     

  7. Dayveon (2017)

    Devin Blackmon, Dontrell Bright, Lachion Buckingham, Kordell Johnson, Marquell Manning, Chasity Moore

    Directed by: Amman Abbasi

    Platform: Netflix

    IMDB: 6.4/10, RT: 71% Fresh

    Synopsis: In the wake of his older brother's death, 13-year-old Dayveon spends the sweltering summer days roaming his rural Arkansas town. When he falls in with a local gang, he becomes drawn to the camaraderie and violence of their world.

    Verdict: Not a bad indie film, it didn't always hold my interest but its only 1hr 15mins long.

     

  8. Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)

    Remake of Day of the Dead (1985)

    Sophie Skelton, Johnathon Schaech, Jeff Gum, Marcos Vanco, Lillian Blankenship

    Directed by: Hector Hernandez Vicens 

    Platform: Netflix

    IMDB: 3.4/10, RT: 13% Rotten

    Synopsis: A small group of military personnel and survivalists dwell in an underground bunker as they seek to find a cure in a world overrun by zombies.

    Verdict: A poor remake of the original.

     

  9. The Dawn Wall (2017)

    Documentary 

    Tommy Caldwell, Kevin Jorgeson, John Branch

    Directed by: Josh Lowell & Peter Mortimer

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 8.1, RT: 100% Fresh

    In an unbelievable story of perseverance, free climber Tommy Caldwell and climbing partner Kevin Jorgeson attempt to scale the impossible 3000ft Dawn Wall of El Capitan.

    Just an amazing documentary, highly recommended.

     

  10. Daughter of the Wolf (2019)

    Gina Carano, Ricard Dreyfuss, Brendan Fehr, Sydelle Noel

    Directed by: David Hackl (Saw V)

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 5.9/10, RT: 22% Rotten

    Synopsis: A military veteran hunts the men who kidnapped her son.

    Verdict: Typical low budget DTV actioner with a surprisingly decent cast, however the --script is awful and full of cliches.

     

  11. Darkness Visible (2019)

    English language & Hindi (with English subtitles)

    Jaz Deol, Salome Gunnarsdottir, Neil Bhoopalam, Seema Biswas & Sayani Gupta

    Directed by: Neil Biswas

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 5.5/10

    Synopsis: London-raised Ronnie returns to his home in India to discover his mother Suleka has died in mysterious circumstances. As he uncovers a series of similar past murders, Ronnie's own inner-darkness come to light.

    Vertigo: Actually not a bad low key horror, pretty well acted.

     

  12. Darkest Hour (2017)

    Gary Oldman, Lily James, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Mendelsohn, Ronald Pickup

    Directed by: Joe Wright (Pride & Prejudice, Atonement, Pan)

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 7.4/10, RT: 85% Fresh

    Gary Oldman won an Oscar for Best Actor

    Synopsis: In May 1940, the fate of Western Europe hangs on British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who must decide whether to negotiate with Adolf Hitler, or fight on knowing that it could mean a humiliating defeat for Britain and its empire.

    Verdict: A captivating performance by Gary Oldman in a not always captivating movie on the events leading up to Dunkirk.

     

  13. The Darkest Dawn (2016)

    Bethan Leadley, Cherry Wallis, Jess Cleverly, Sarah Perugia

    Directed by: Drew Casson

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 4.1/10

    Synopsis: The movie that tells the story of two teenage sisters as Britain descends into an alien apocalypse. Told through the eyes of the younger sister, the sisters' descent into a post apocalyptic hell where they must choose between humanity and brutality in the fight for survival.

    Verdict: B-Movie British Alien invasion movie, very amateurish!

     

  14. The Dark Tower (2017)

    Based upon and also a kind of sequel to The Dark Tower series of novels by Stephen King 

    Idris Elba, Matthew Mcconaughey, Tom Taylor, Denis Haysbert, Claudia Kim & Jackie Earle Haley

    Directed by: Nikolaj Arcel

    Platform: Netflix

    IMDB: 5.6/10, RT: 16% Rotten

    Synopsis: A boy haunted by visions of a dark tower from a parallel reality teams up with the tower's disillusioned guardian to stop an evil warlock known as the Man in Black who plans to use the boy to destroy the tower and open the gates of Hell.

    Verdict: Being a fan of the overall story and characters (but not all the books) I had been avoiding this film like the plague. Well, I didn't hate it, in fact it was better than I thought and parts of it I really enjoyed. However, it would serve better as a TV series, with a runtime of only 1hr 49mins it's asking a lot to put even the basis of a trilogy of movies into that short of time. Elba is a highlight and his chemistry with Taylor was a great representation of the book, I probably enjoyed it more than most, especially looking at that RT rating!

     

  15. Dark Minds (2017)

    Called "Aardvark" in North America 

    Zachary Quinto, Jenny Slate, Sheila Vand, Jon Hamm

    Directed by: Brian Shoaf

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 4.5/10, RT: 12% Rotten

    Synopsis: Emily Milburton is a therapist who is struggling with personal problems. Things change when she meets her new patient, Josh Norman, who is mentally ill. Josh starts to develop feelings for Emily but things get interesting when Emily falls for Josh's brother, Craig.

    Verdict: I was bored after 20 minutes. 

     

  16. Dark Shadows (2012)

    Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, Helena Bonham Carter, Jackie Earle Harley, Jonny Lee Miller, Bella Heathcote, Chloe Grace Moretz & Christopher Lee

    Directed by: Tim Burton

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 6.2/10, RT: 36% Rotten

    Synopsis: An imprisoned vampire, Barnabas Collins, is set free and returns to his ancestral home, where his dysfunctional descendants are in need of his protection.

    Verdict: Never watched or know anything of the original TV series, it starts off ok and seems typical Burton until you see a vampire redirect a house while the Carpenters are playing. After that I sort of lost interest, I thought Depp was good though.

     

  17. BlacKkKlansman (2018)

    Based upon the true story of Ron Stallworth

    John David Washington, Adam Driver, Michael Buscemi, Laura Harrier, Topher Grace & Alec Baldwin

    Directed by: Spike Lee (Do the Right Thing, Mo' Better Blues, Jungle Fever, Malcolm X, Summer of Sam, 25th Hour)

    PlatformNowTV

    IMDB: 7.5/10, RT: 96% Fresh

    SynopsisRon Stallworth, an African American police officer from Colorado Springs, CO, successfully manages to infiltrate the local Ku Klux Klan branch with the help of a Jewish surrogate who eventually becomes its leader. Based on actual events.

    VerdictHilarious with a sucker punch ending, best film I have seen this year!

     

  18. Aquaman (2018)

    Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Willem Dafoe, Patrick Wilson, Nicole Kidman, Dolph Lundgren and Temuera Morrison

    Directed by: James Wan (Saw, Insidious, The Conjuring, Furious 7)

    PlatformNowTV

    IMDB: 7/10, RT: 66% Fresh

    SynopsisArthur Curry, the human-born heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, goes on a quest to prevent a war between the worlds of ocean and land.

    VerdictJust plain awful.

     

  19. Dark Crimes (2016)

    Based upon the investigative article "True Crimes: A Postmodern Murder Mystery" published in the New Yorker in 2008 by David Gans about the real life convicted murderer Krystian Bala, who was eventually tied to the unsolved murder of Polish businessman Dariusz Janiszewski after detectives found Bala's fictional novel "Amok" contained a fictional version of the real life killing using information only the police and murderer would know!

    Jim Carrey, Marton Csokas, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kati Outinen, Vlad Ivanov

    Directed by: Alexandros Avranas

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 5.1/10, RT: 0% Rotten

    Synopsis: Tadek, a police officer who finds similarities between the assassination of a policeman and a crime narrated in a book by the writer, Krystov Kozlow. When Tadek begins to track down Kozlow and his girlfriend, a mysterious underground sex club worker, his obsession will grow and descend to the underworld of sex, lies and corruption to find the terrible truth.

    Verdict: Its interesting to see Jim Carrey in a subdued straight role but the true story seems vastly more interesting than this plodding interpretation.

     

  20. Danger One (2018)

    Tom Everett Scott, James Jurdi, Angelica Celaya, Denis O'Hare, Michael O'Neill

    Directed by: Tom Oesch

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 5.8/10

    Synopsis: While transporting a dying man to the hospital, two paramedics find a million dollars in cash sewn into his clothing. When the man dies, they decide to keep it, setting them on a path for a hellish night of violence and mayhem.

    Verdict: Didn't hold my interest, acting from the two leads was a bit amateur, gave it 20 minutes.

     

  21. Dance Flick (2009)

    Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Shoshana Bush, Damon Wayans Jr, Chris Elliott, Christina Murphy 

    Directed by: Damien Dante Wayans

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 3.5/10, RT: 18% Rotten

    Synopsis: Street dancer Thomas Uncles is from the wrong side of the tracks, but his bond with the beautiful Megan White might help the duo realize their dreams as they enter in the mother of all dance battles.

    Verdict: Another unfunny Wayan brothers parody. Who keeps giving the 25 Wayan brothers money to make this crud?

     

  22. Damsel (2018)

    Robert Pattinson, Mia Wasikowska, David Zellner, Nathan Zellner

    Written & Directed by: David & Nathan Zellner

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 5.6/10, RT: 69% Fresh

    Synopsis: It's the Wild West, circa 1870. Samuel Alabaster, an affluent pioneer, ventures across the American frontier to marry the love of his life, Penelope. As his group traverses the west, the once-simple journey grows treacherous, blurring the lines between hero, villain and damsel.

    Verdict: A comedy in the vein of Coen Brothers, it has its moments but there are large periods where literally nothing happens, to the point where less patient will turn it off. Pattinson is quite good but I still don't see him as Batman.

     

  23. Damascus Cover (2017)

    Olivia Thirlby, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, John Hurt, Jurgen Prochnow

    Directed by: David Zelik Berk 

    Platform: NowTV

    IMDB: 5.1/10, RT: 14% Rotten

    Synopsis: A spy navigates the precarious terrain of love and survival during an undercover mission in Syria.

    Verdict: Didn't interest me, Rhys Meyers was phoning it in, if he can't be bothered I don't see why I should.

     

  24. Dallas Buyers Club (2013)

    Based on the true story of Ron Woodroof

    Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Jared Leto, Steve Zahn, Denis O'Hare & Michael O'Neill

    Directed by: Jean-Marc Vallee

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 8/10, RT: 93% Fresh

    McConaughey won the Oscar for best actor, Leto won the Oscar for best supporting actor

    Synopsis: In 1985 Dallas, electrician and hustler Ron Woodroof works around the system to help AIDS patients get the medication they need after he is diagnosed with the disease.

    Verdict: Entertaining drama with two excellent performances by Mcconaughey and Leto. Recommended!

     

  25. The Cured (2017)

    Ellen Page, Sam Keeley, Tom Vaughan-Lawlor, Stuart Graham, Paula Malcomson

    Written & Directed by: David Freyne

    Platform: Netflix 

    IMDB: 5.5/10, RT: 68% Fresh

    Synopsis: A disease that turns people into zombies has been cured. The once-infected zombies are discriminated against by society and their own families, which causes social issues to arise. This leads to militant government interference.

    Verdict: This is really what "28 Weeks Later" should have been, enjoyable drama.