The once was a girl named Doris, all and the boys liked her. Doris would have each boy take her for a malt at the malt shop.
If the boys wanted a kiss after they shared a banana split, she would have them buy her a comic book. She had most of the books on the rack already so she chose some new boys comic called Daredevil.
When she got home she would write a number on the back of the comic of kisses she has had so far.
Look closely, that's not 2/4 .. It's Doris's creative writing of the number 44 <3