(Scene: Deadpool has just arrived after an epic battle between Wolverine, Sunfire, and the yakuza.)
Deapool: "Whoops. Looks like I'm a day late and a dollar short, as usual."
Wolverine: "More like $3.50."
Deadpool: "What? You guys were fighting Nessie, too?"
(During this exchange, Sunfire glares in confused anger at both)
Sunfire: "I'm sure your drivel is wonderfully exciting to the young girls in America...."
Deadpool and Wolverine (in unison): "....Canada"
Sunfire: "Whatever. We have a mess to clean up, bodies to dispose of. Wilson, do you think you could give us a hand, or are you just going to stand their and make jokes all day?"
Deadpool: "Wha...? Stand there and make JOKES? Look, Sunflower..."
Sunfire (glaring): "That's SunFIRE."
Deadpool: "Sure, whatever you say, Sunflamer..."
Sunfire: "THAT. IS. SUN....FIRE."
(Wolverine & Deadpool snicker)
There. My very first comic book -script.
I'm published!