Weird Spam

[joe_collector]

Okay, I've seen weird spam, but this one takes the cake:

 

Important notice

 

We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).

 

If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No".

If you confirm this transaction, please press "Yes" and fill in the form below.

 

Enter your credit card number here:

 

Enter your credit card expiration date:

[Rickdogg]

pervert!!!

[PovertyRow]

Okay, I've seen weird spam, but this one takes the cake:

 

Important notice

 

We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).

 

If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No".

If you confirm this transaction, please press "Yes" and fill in the form below.

 

Enter your credit card number here:

 

Enter your credit card expiration date:

 

I received that one last week. Most original approach but difficult to answer if you have more than one CC.

[RedRaven]

Ive recieved those for several weeks now.

 

The first variant of the Spam-mail offered such items for sale as

...

Heroin: buy 9 grams get the 10th free

Your very own homosexual gimp

CD's of child porn.

etc....

 

It was on my work email too.

 

[DiceX]

Just what are you guys charging on your credit cards?

[RedRaven]

darkprofits.net

[ | English | ]

The following is spam received from Richard Stallman, which he found amusing because of its absurdity. This is not from darkprofits.net, but is from a disgruntled former member of darkprofits (see the disclaimer on the darkprofits.net front page).

 

Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 09:57:43 -0700

From: "Ali"

Subject: Pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography FOR FREE !!!

To: rms

 

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www.darkprofits.net

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Welcome everyone, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,

here is a list:

 

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

 

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

 

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

 

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th

for free.

 

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service

on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to

business.

 

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would

match competition.

 

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and

exclusive ita galleries, to keep out clients busy.

 

--------------------------------------------------------------

www.darkprofits.net

--------------------------------------------------------------

 

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

 

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable

rocket-lacuncher for free.

 

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients

will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child

pornography.

 

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and

 

news:mailman.434.1063469934.162.spamcop-mail at news.spamcop.net...

> Content of ORIGINAL EMAIL received:

>

> Welcome to the site www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended

our

> offerings,

> here is a list:

 

[snipped]

 

I believe this is a "Joe Job" against darkprofits.

 

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Regards,

Merlyn

 

A Spamcop advocate

All replies will be made specifically to the newsgroup

 

 

 

 

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[DiceX]

ita

[RedRaven]

As he li-gagged his head led back and forth while he ate a lipop.

 

li li li get your adverbs here.