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OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY! DUPCEK ASM #13 lol!

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See, you guys are making me feel like the true low-grade, dirty funny book collector that I am. I'm actually thinking about shooting Mr. B a legit offer on this. :( (Just need to wait a day or so to see if...something works out first) Otherwise, it actually looks like a nice book. It's not this issue's fault one of its previous owners didn't take good care of it :sorry:

 

Where's Sky? I know she'd have my back on this one. :grin:

 

Hey!!!! :hi:

 

I got your back on this one! (thumbs u

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Steve,

 

If the book comes back as unrestored can I return it for a full refund? I need to know that you stand behind your claim the book is a "Danny Boy Special"

 

Also, can you fill in some of the color flakes on the spine to give it "primo" file copy feel?? A black fine point Sharpie would do the trick.

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OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY! DUPCEK ASM #13 lol!

Going to be selling a certain FF 3? :whistle:

 

(tsk)

 

You need to be spanked!

 

Bradley! Where are you?! Aces needs/wants to be PUNISHED! :o

 

I really need a FF 3.

My copy has got model paint all over the back. :(

 

And isn't Dena in charge of spankings? :baiting:

 

Dena is a wonderful woman and would not spank you for all the rice in china!!!! (tsk)

 

That said, I would.... :grin:

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OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY! DUPCEK ASM #13 lol!

Going to be selling a certain FF 3? :whistle:

 

(tsk)

 

You need to be spanked!

 

Bradley! Where are you?! Aces needs/wants to be PUNISHED! :o

 

I really need a FF 3.

My copy has got model paint all over the back. :(

 

And isn't Dena in charge of spankings? :baiting:

 

Dena is a wonderful woman and would not spank you for all the rice in china!!!! (tsk)

 

That said, I would.... :grin:

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Steve,

 

If the book comes back as unrestored can I return it for a full refund? I need to know that you stand behind your claim the book is a "Danny Boy Special"

 

Also, can you fill in some of the color flakes on the spine to give it "primo" file copy feel?? A black fine point Sharpie would do the trick.

 

I will stand behind my claim, but, unlike that :censored: Danny, I will CT no book before it's time! lol

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..... making me feel like the true low-grade, dirty funny book collector that I am.

Where's Sky? I know she'd have my back on this one. :grin:

:cloud9: I hate trimming, but if it was pay week I'd submit an offer as it is an issue I need and I wouldn't plan on selling it. However I do have a birthday coming up hm

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OWN A PIECE OF HISTORY! DUPCEK ASM #13 lol!

Going to be selling a certain FF 3? :whistle:

 

(tsk)

 

You need to be spanked!

 

Bradley! Where are you?! Aces needs/wants to be PUNISHED! :o

 

I really need a FF 3.

My copy has got model paint all over the back. :(

 

And isn't Dena in charge of spankings? :baiting:

 

Dena is a wonderful woman and would not spank you for all the rice in china!!!! (tsk)

 

That said, I would.... :grin:

 

I hear the food in china has poison in it. :tonofbricks:

 

Got a ASM 3 that's a hack job cheap?

 

(I have bad luck with issue 3s...) :(

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..... making me feel like the true low-grade, dirty funny book collector that I am.

Where's Sky? I know she'd have my back on this one. :grin:

:cloud9: I hate trimming, but if it was pay week I'd submit an offer as it is an issue I need and I wouldn't plan on selling it. However I do have a birthday coming up hm

 

Cool! So in the words of Triumph "What would your mommy do for that book on your birthday? I keed, I keed!"

 

Sorry, could not help myself..... :sorry:

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..... making me feel like the true low-grade, dirty funny book collector that I am.

Where's Sky? I know she'd have my back on this one. :grin:

:cloud9: I hate trimming, but if it was pay week I'd submit an offer as it is an issue I need and I wouldn't plan on selling it. However I do have a birthday coming up hm

 

Cool! So in the words of Triumph "What would your mommy do for that book on your birthday? I keed, I keed!"

 

Sorry, could not help myself..... :sorry:

 

Are you keeding? My mommy could care less. My wife on the other hand...well, she could care less for comics too, but for my birthday she will be looking over the Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 in Comicwiz's virtual long box if it's still there :devil:

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..... making me feel like the true low-grade, dirty funny book collector that I am.

Where's Sky? I know she'd have my back on this one. :grin:

:cloud9: I hate trimming, but if it was pay week I'd submit an offer as it is an issue I need and I wouldn't plan on selling it. However I do have a birthday coming up hm

 

Cool! So in the words of Triumph "What would your mommy do for that book on your birthday? I keed, I keed!"

 

Sorry, could not help myself..... :sorry:

 

Are you keeding? My mommy could care less. My wife on the other hand...well, she could care less for comics too, but for my birthday she will be looking over the Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 in Comicwiz's virtual long box if it's still there :devil:

 

Joseph is a lucky man........... :kidaround:

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SOLD!

 

I love that seller high! :cloud9:

 

I think it was my sales pitch........

 

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