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HOOK ' S Free pass Wizard TX. ...conditions ......

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bhhooks22

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The Hook's family will give you accommodations in our guest house . (Assuming you pass the criminal /pedophilia background check ) and transportation to the event .

There are a few simple conditions , namely that you should act as our butler / man servant for the weekend , catering to any whim that we may have . And , more specifically , if I shall spot a book that arouses my interest , while at the event , that you will promptly fetch it for me at a moments notice .

 

:gossip: Is that quite clear , or do I need my council , Sean to translate the Hook'slese ? ....

 

chow , ..my fellow nerd-lings .................... :grin:

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The Hook's family will give you accommodations in our guest house . (Assuming you pass the criminal /pedophilia background check ) and transportation to the event .

There are a few simple conditions , namely that you should act as our butler / man servant for the weekend , catering to any whim that we may have . And , more specifically , if I shall spot a book that arouses my interest , while at the event , that you will promptly fetch it for me at a moments notice .

 

:o :o :o

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The Hook's family will give you accommodations in our guest house . (Assuming you pass the criminal /pedophilia background check ) and transportation to the event .

There are a few simple conditions , namely that you should act as our butler / man servant for the weekend , catering to any whim that we may have . And , more specifically , if I shall spot a book that arouses my interest , while at the event , that you will promptly fetch it for me at a moments notice .

 

:o :o :o

 

Still making it to dinner ? .................. :baiting:

 

 

lol

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The Hook's family will give you accommodations in our guest house . (Assuming you pass the criminal /pedophilia background check ) and transportation to the event .

There are a few simple conditions , namely that you should act as our butler / man servant for the weekend , catering to any whim that we may have . And , more specifically , if I shall spot a book that arouses my interest , while at the event , that you will promptly fetch it for me at a moments notice .

 

:o :o :o

 

Still making it to dinner ? .................. :baiting:

 

 

lol

 

I'll be there :headbang:

 

But no man-servitude :sumo:

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I just passed the background checks........:whistle:.......Pick me up at the Greyhound station--and may I request a case of Samuel Adams, a weekend edition of USA Today, and a subscription to GPA? :wishluck:

 

Request DENIED !! .................... :makepoint:

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I just passed the background checks........:whistle:.......Pick me up at the Greyhound station--and may I request a case of Samuel Adams, a weekend edition of USA Today, and a subscription to GPA? :wishluck:

 

Request DENIED !! .................... :makepoint:

 

:frown:

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And you have to wear this...or maybe less :o

 

male-butler-costume.jpg

 

On 2nd thought . Female applicant's ONLY ! ....................... meh

I thought this was a family home :baiting:

 

So was Charles Manson's ............ (shrug)

 

They we're even called "The Family" ............... :whistle:

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