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So, what are you nerds.....

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DrWatson

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....that have never spent time with a female, much less seen one naked, going to do for BaltimoreLauren's Birthday tomorrow?

 

:popcorn:

 

Avoiding her BD thread like the plague. There'll be enough BO in there to stop an elephant.

 

:sick:

 

If I were her I'd stay out of it too.

 

I'm going back into the Black Widow thread.

 

:devil:

Says the guy who LIVES in a leather jacket :baiting:

 

I love soft, warm, supple leather.

 

:cloud9:

Oh.. Like the zipper mask :sick:

 

With horsey ears?

 

(shrug)

I dunno but lou will be breaking out the whip. You kinky bastich

That sh*t's not all it's cracked up to be.

 

Do tell....

 

hm

Leather + sweat = chafing. :P

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I'm going :o

 

Just hope none of them kin folk bring banjos :wishluck:

 

:roflmao:

 

Holy shize Nik!

 

Always wanted to try opossum lol

Roadkill Cafe T-shirt comes to mind

 

Skunk on a bun.

Rocky road racoon.

Gopher sliders.

Deer and beer.

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MCMiles

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....that have never spent time with a female, much less seen one naked, going to do for BaltimoreLauren's Birthday tomorrow?

 

:popcorn:

 

Why, you looking for tips?

 

Hell yeah!

 

 

Anyway, not to pizz on your parade...

unless I am mistaken Lauren is happy with the boyfriend that she has now.

 

So there is no need to get Dad and Son on us, is there?

 

hm

:screwy:

 

hey, I am just trying to avoid uncomfortable situations and show some respect for her...

 

there are so few women here, it would kind of suck if the brass nature

of cheesy innuendo threads scared them away.

 

 

:P

 

 

This thread has nothing to do with her, and definitely is not intended to disrespect any women - at all. I think a lot of us get that though.

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Old Fashion PB and J

Old Fashion PB and J

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I'm going :o

 

Just hope none of them kin folk bring banjos :wishluck:

 

:roflmao:

 

Holy shize Nik!

 

Always wanted to try opossum lol

Roadkill Cafe T-shirt comes to mind

 

Skunk on a bun.

Rocky road racoon.

Gopher sliders.

Deer and beer.

I remember this from the eighties. This one, Im with stupid, crack kills, and lost dog were classic.
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I'm going :o

 

Just hope none of them kin folk bring banjos :wishluck:

 

:roflmao:

 

Holy shize Nik!

 

Always wanted to try opossum lol

Roadkill Cafe T-shirt comes to mind

 

Skunk on a bun.

Rocky road racoon.

Gopher sliders.

Deer and beer.

 

 

^^

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Old Fashion PB and J

Old Fashion PB and J

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Deer actually tastes good and people besides those in the "deep" south eat it..

 

Amen, brother! :headbang:

Deer steaks, and deer stew are so good. :cloud9: That is about as "wild" as my eating habits get. :insane:

 

Opossum are everywhere around here. Hell I had one stuck under the front of my trans am for a half mile once..

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Possum is ugly as hell, one night I was feeding my cats outside. I heard a bump by the door and that possum was eating the cat food and looking up at me thru the window on the door....like a demon possessed...

 

I'll agree with that. One ugly critter.

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Old Fashion PB and J

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Possum is ugly as hell, one night I was feeding my cats outside. I heard a bump by the door and that possum was eating the cat food and looking up at me thru the window on the door....like a demon possessed...

 

I had one standing next to me one night in my yard. It snuck up and was just staring at me. It apparently lives underneath our shed. I promptly jumped in the shed and slammed the door. Those things are nasty, not trying to get bitten by some freak animal.

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