If you were the newest Evil Criminal Mastermind in Comics What would you do?

[Ares]

I would just take over the world, by simply batting my eyelashes.

 

does it work?

 

Yes.

 

 

How do you think I get some of these comics?

 

 

note to self..

 

Keep Comics away from Lauren

 

I don't want your money or comics, I just want your souls.

 

then I'm safe.

I've been called a souless SOB

 

But you can bat those lashes at me anyway

[yertle]

TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA!!!!

 

And you will soon be saying, "Curse you Perry the Platypus!". Great reference! (thumbs u

[Subliminal]

Wow, that is a lot of folks that chose "Punch Babies in the Face."

 

Its because the poll is missing an important choice "Take over CGC"

They're frustrated

 

 

[slym2none]

I admit it.

 

I'm one of the 5 that selected punch babies.

 

I did too...

 

 

 

 

-slym

[slym2none]

I am living proof that one cannot sell or give away their souls (because if you could, i'd be in debt).

 

j

 

Werd.

 

 

 

-slym

[SolitaireOne]

Well sorry, but I'm not really a baby kind 'o guy...

 

 

 

 

 

* diapersarepoopy.org

[BaltimoreLauren]

I am living proof that one cannot sell or give away their souls (because if you could, i'd be in debt).

 

j

 

Werd.

 

 

 

-slym

 

Oh, I'll find a way to get all of you, soul or no soul! Muahahaha!

[slym2none]

I am living proof that one cannot sell or give away their souls (because if you could, i'd be in debt).

 

j

 

Werd.

 

Oh, I'll find a way to get all of you, soul or no soul! Muahahaha!

 

You had me at "Oh."

 

 

 

-slym

[Aces]

If you were the newest Evil Criminal Mastermind in Comics What would you do?

Take over the government, then the banks, then the auto companies, then the energy industry, then the heath care sector....

 

Oh wait... nevermind.

Somebody beat me to it!

[Subliminal]

I am living proof that one cannot sell or give away their souls (because if you could, i'd be in debt).

 

j

 

Werd.

 

 

 

-slym

 

Oh, I'll find a way to get all of you, soul or no soul! Muahahaha!

 

You couldn't even get our soul patches with an electric razor an a gaggle of cattle roping cowboys.

 

Because you would be distracted by the cowboys

 

[slym2none]

If you were the newest Evil Criminal Mastermind in Comics What would you do?

Take over the government, then the banks, then the auto companies, then the energy industry, then the heath care sector....

 

Oh wait... nevermind.

Somebody beat me to it!

 

Obama Man???

 

 

 

 

-slym

[BaltimoreLauren]

I am living proof that one cannot sell or give away their souls (because if you could, i'd be in debt).

 

j

 

Werd.

 

 

 

-slym

 

Oh, I'll find a way to get all of you, soul or no soul! Muahahaha!

 

You couldn't even get our soul patches with an electric razor an a gaggle of cattle roping cowboys.

 

Because you would be distracted by the cowboys

 

 

Ugh. Cowboys. Ugh. I once dated a "cowboy". Never again.

 

 

[slym2none]

Was he "rodeo?"

 

 

 

-slym

[BaltimoreLauren]

No he was just dumb. When I told his family I collected comic books, they looked at me like I had three heads.

[slym2none]

Some people will never "get it." Some of those same people also put wads of raw tobacco "between their cheek and gum."

 

 

 

 

-slym

[dekeuk]

killing Batman

 

[dekeuk]

Shoot Batman with a gun.

 

[Beau]

I am living proof that one cannot sell or give away their souls (because if you could, i'd be in debt).

 

j

 

Werd.

 

 

 

-slym

 

Oh, I'll find a way to get all of you, soul or no soul! Muahahaha!

 

Too late, one of my ninjas crept into your home and stole your combat batting eyelashes. Time to surrender.

[Not*Sure*]

I would try to hook up with Zatanna. That would be my true goal. World domination, killing Batman, and getting my hands on one of those nifty green lantern rings would all come up a distant 2nd to getting my shag on with Zatanna. (thumbs u

That us funny. My husband and I exchanged Green Lantern rings at our wedding. The Pastor's benediction was the Green Lantern Oath. (The pastor actually asked if we wanted to do our vows "masked or unmasked) Of course when you get married at a comic con things like that are in excellent taste!

[Not*Sure*]

If I were a criminal master mind Super Villian, I would make it a point NOT to reveal my plans to potential hero or give any reason what my motives were.(No monologue!) Then I would not leave them alone over the boiling lava, have a flunkie finish the job..I wouldn't bother tantalizing them by kidnapping girlfriends and family members. Just get rid of them ASAP... Then I'd do what I do every night try take over the world!