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What a weekend...

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VintageComics

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A woman that matched you 96%. Now that is effin' scary.

 

Congratulations, Steve. I hope you are a light sleeper. :eek:

 

Seriously. We're like twins. Except she's hot.

I'm definitely marrying above my class.

 

 

gotta pic?

 

 

hm

 

 

I'm at work. This is all I have on my phone.

 

And no. She has NO tattoos! ^^

 

 

She forces you to sit in the passenger seat?

 

:baiting:

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A woman that matched you 96%. Now that is effin' scary.

 

Congratulations, Steve. I hope you are a light sleeper. :eek:

 

Seriously. We're like twins. Except she's hot.

I'm definitely marrying above my class.

 

 

gotta pic?

 

 

hm

 

 

I'm at work. This is all I have on my phone.

 

And no. She has NO tattoos! ^^

 

 

 

cool man, whens the wedding?

 

you going to have an open bar right?

 

 

:wishluck:

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Almost 2 years ago I joined an internet dating site that matches you with people based on questions and how you answer them. The more you answer, the more accurate it's supposed to be. There was a woman that matched me at 96% and only lived 60 miles from me. The next closest one was 80%.

 

It took me a month of talking to her through email before she even agreed to go out to have coffee with me. She was very cautious with so many online pervs. (Probably just set myself up...) Our first date was almost surreal. We hit it off like old friends. We've been dating ever since.

 

Yesterday, by means of a total set-up surprise by me, I asked her to marry me. To my complete shock, she said "yes!"

I'm on cloud nine today. I'm going to be married to my best friend in the world!

No plans yet, but it will not be soon. We're in no rush. I'll bask in the glory for now.

 

I can't believe she said "YES!" :cloud9:

 

 

That is so cool, congrats. Looks like the questions you answered really helped find the right lady.

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DiceX

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A woman that matched you 96%. Now that is effin' scary.

 

Congratulations, Steve. I hope you are a light sleeper. :eek:

 

Seriously. We're like twins. Except she's hot.

I'm definitely marrying above my class.

 

 

gotta pic?

 

 

hm

 

 

I'm at work. This is all I have on my phone.

 

And no. She has NO tattoos! ^^

 

 

She forces you to sit in the passenger seat?

 

:baiting:

 

:troll:

 

 

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A woman that matched you 96%. Now that is effin' scary.

 

Congratulations, Steve. I hope you are a light sleeper. :eek:

 

Seriously. We're like twins. Except she's hot.

I'm definitely marrying above my class.

 

 

gotta pic?

 

 

hm

 

 

I'm at work. This is all I have on my phone.

 

And no. She has NO tattoos! ^^

 

 

The lack of horns and fangs lead me to conclude I was horribly mistaken in the sort of women you prefer.

 

Congrats!

 

She does a good job of hiding the horns. hm:devil:

 

:o:roflmao:
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DiceX

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A woman that matched you 96%. Now that is effin' scary.

 

Congratulations, Steve. I hope you are a light sleeper. :eek:

 

Seriously. We're like twins. Except she's hot.

I'm definitely marrying above my class.

 

 

gotta pic?

 

 

hm

 

 

I'm at work. This is all I have on my phone.

 

And no. She has NO tattoos! ^^

 

 

The lack of horns and fangs lead me to conclude I was horribly mistaken in the sort of women you prefer.

 

Congrats!

 

She does a good job of hiding the horns. hm:devil:

 

:o:roflmao:

 

I didn't mean it like that.

You guys are such pervs. doh!

 

 

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DiceX

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Hey Steve, I forgot to ask if it was going to be a shotgun wedding? :whistle:

 

No. You can rest easy knowing that my breeding days are over. :foryou:

 

 

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Hey Steve, I forgot to ask if it was going to be a shotgun wedding? :whistle:

 

No. You can rest easy knowing that my breeding days are over. :foryou:

 

 

You had sex BEFORE you got married! For shame! (tsk)

 

I'm saving myself for my wedding night.

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Hey Steve, I forgot to ask if it was going to be a shotgun wedding? :whistle:

 

No. You can rest easy knowing that my breeding days are over. :foryou:

 

 

You had sex BEFORE you got married! For shame! (tsk)

 

I'm saving myself for my wedding night.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Hey Steve, I forgot to ask if it was going to be a shotgun wedding? :whistle:

 

No. You can rest easy knowing that my breeding days are over. :foryou:

 

 

doh!

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DiceX

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Hey Steve, I forgot to ask if it was going to be a shotgun wedding? :whistle:

 

No. You can rest easy knowing that my breeding days are over. :foryou:

 

 

You had sex BEFORE you got married! For shame! (tsk)

 

I'm saving myself for my wedding night.

 

I do not condone a promiscuous lifestyle. You've mistaken me for someone else.

 

 

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