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Dishonest stuff going on in the Board Only Sales Area Forum...Sad.
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VintageComics

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I agree. All these young testosterone filled boys go running around town looking for an airbrushed barbie and when they finally find a nice girl their disappointed because she doesn't look like she was painted.

 

Sad state of affairs.

 

I blame all the people who buy those paparazzi rags.

 

I'll take my blemishes, stretch marks and bruises straight like a real man.

 

:sumo:

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I believe I'd still have to hit it.

 

I promise you, man. My stomach is about as solid as they come, and I was getting physically ill looking at her.

 

 

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I agree. All these young testosterone filled boys go running around town looking for an airbrushed barbie and when they finally find a nice girl their disappointed because she doesn't look like she was painted.

 

Sad state of affairs.

 

I blame all the people who buy those paparazzi rags.

 

I'll take my blemishes, stretch marks and bruises straight like a real man.

 

:sumo:

 

I'm with you. I live for stretch marks... :makepoint:

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I agree. All these young testosterone filled boys go running around town looking for an airbrushed barbie and when they finally find a nice girl their disappointed because she doesn't look like she was painted.

 

Sad state of affairs.

 

I blame all the people who buy those paparazzi rags.

 

I'll take my blemishes, stretch marks and bruises straight like a real man.

 

:sumo:

 

(thumbs u

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I agree. All these young testosterone filled boys go running around town looking for an airbrushed barbie and when they finally find a nice girl their disappointed because she doesn't look like she was painted.

 

Sad state of affairs.

 

I blame all the people who buy those paparazzi rags.

 

I'll take my blemishes, stretch marks and bruises straight like a real man.

 

:sumo:

 

 

I call it sweet surrender on the inside...and totally an age thing!

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I believe I'd still have to hit it.

 

I promise you, man. My stomach is about as solid as they come, and I was getting physically ill looking at her.

 

 

Oh come on, she can't be THAT nasty?!? I gotta agree with Mike.

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I believe I'd still have to hit it.

 

I promise you, man. My stomach is about as solid as they come, and I was getting physically ill looking at her.

 

 

Oh come on, she can't be THAT nasty?!? I gotta agree with Mike.

 

I don't make stuff like that up. Nas-tay!

 

 

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I believe I'd still have to hit it.

 

I promise you, man. My stomach is about as solid as they come, and I was getting physically ill looking at her.

 

 

Oh come on, she can't be THAT nasty?!? I gotta agree with Mike.

 

I don't make stuff like that up. Nas-tay!

 

 

 

To much Boom Boom Pow meh

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Farm.

 

Farm and the plants will grow.

 

Tall.

 

Farm.

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Must....Resist.....Temptation!!!!!

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Oh well, it's spring and my resistance is low.

 

 

Porn.

 

Porn and your spoon will grow.

 

Tall.

 

Firm.

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Dude, I used to do airbrushing for a...major rock and roll magazine... hm and it would stun you at what is done to cover up imperfections. Hell it's like digital plastic surgery.

 

I did a job on Fergie once that was incredible. That's one skanky ho before she's airbrushed. doh!

 

 

I believe I'd still have to hit it.

 

I promise you, man. My stomach is about as solid as they come, and I was getting physically ill looking at her.

 

 

Oh come on, she can't be THAT nasty?!? I gotta agree with Mike.

 

I don't make stuff like that up. Nas-tay!

 

 

 

To much Boom Boom Pow meh

 

fergie460-766196.jpg

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bikini.jpg

 

This needs 6 pages of quotes

one

 

I never saw nothing like this back on the farm...

 

Looks like she's eating from the opposite end. I thinks she is hungry. (shrug)

 

 

I love the artificial goose bumps.

 

:insane:

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bikini.jpg

 

This needs 6 pages of quotes

one

 

I never saw nothing like this back on the farm...

 

Looks like she's eating from the opposite end. I thinks she is hungry. (shrug)

 

 

I love the artificial goose bumps.

 

:insane:

 

artificial !? I'm gutted.... :(

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you have a classy way of getting your point across

 

Yeah. Here's class...

 

 

If you have a bone to pick with me...I will be in san Deigo

p.h.u.c.k you coward. ok....now what ?

 

HES ALREADY GONE?

 

Run, coward!

sinistar.jpg

 

 

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bikini.jpg

 

This needs 6 pages of quotes

one

 

I never saw nothing like this back on the farm...

 

Looks like she's eating from the opposite end. I thinks she is hungry. (shrug)

 

 

I love the artificial goose bumps.

 

:insane:

 

artificial !? I'm gutted.... :(

Oh, Oh, there are real ones too! Don't leave! I was just talking about the silly looking grid. Nobody likes a grid....do they?

 

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