WOW! Check out THESE numbers!!!!

[Illiterati-migration]

Hey, 'House! How about that SCORE??? I mean, Cincy's only DOUBLING your Oregoners score! Welcome to the Land of the Lost!

[greggy]

Yeah, but they kicked your sorry team so it's irrelevant!

[Illiterati-migration]

Actually, it's worse. That means that my Sh!tty team got beat by a team that was beaten even worse by an even sh!ttier team! Amazing.

[lighthouse]

That's my boys coming through for me... I cleaned up on that game!

 

Everyone thought Ridnour was a nice Christian boy after he turned down his slot on Playboy's All-America team for moral reasons... But $500 in his Christmas stocking sure paid off for me!!!!!

 

Just kidding... It's a little known fact that we haven't won a game on the East Coast since 1978... And that streak looks to continue...

 

Our next five games are all at home... And I have to say I feel so sorry for Florida A&M on Friday...

[lighthouse]

And I have to say I feel so sorry for Florida A&M on Friday...

 

Those poor guys from Florida A&M... coming all the way across the country to give up 107...

 

Bring on the Golden Gophers!

[greggy]

Yo, when are you guys going to actually play anyone really good?

[Illiterati-migration]

Yo, when are you guys going to actually play anyone really good?

 

They played the 'Hacks, Preggy! Oh, but you probably said that on PURPOSE, didn't you?!??!?!?!?!?

[greggy]

Yes John, this will the running joke until the 1st round loss by your "team"!

[Illiterati-migration]

Yes John, this will the running joke until the 1st round loss by your "team"!

 

I'm just going to sit here and seethe for a while. You'll see. Come March, it will be ALL Hacks!

[greggy]

BTW, I guess you are not one of the privledged ones that got a ticket for the game. I guess your Bursary doesn't cover comedy acts!

[lighthouse]

Yo, when are you guys going to actually play anyone really good?

 

The Gophers aren't too bad... but the first real test is 'Zona at home on January 3rd... We swept them last year and haven't lost at home in a coon's age, so it should be a great game... Should be a national telecast that day...

[Illiterati-migration]

BTW, I guess you are not one of the privledged ones that got a ticket for the game. I guess your Bursary doesn't cover comedy acts!

 

Puh-leeeeze! At Allen Fieldhouse, you just walk up and buy tickets from scalpers twenty minutes before the game for half price! Everybody knows that!

[greggy]

? - Is that where you sorry was during the absence? I missed you man!