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Customer Cervix.

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This Cervix goes up to ELEVEN. :headbang:

 

 

 

 

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It's from the Latin contraction, goesus forthus.

 

 

Actually it's a contraction of Gored Sphincters, but we can go with yours.

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It's from the Latin contraction, goesus forthus.

 

 

Actually it's a contraction of Gored Sphincters, but we can go with yours.

 

"This Cervix Gored Sphincters up to ELEVEN"...?

 

hm

 

hm hm

 

So, did that cervix gore up to eleven sphincters, or was it an unknown number of sphincters gored, up to eleven of some unspecified measurement...?

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It's from the Latin contraction, goesus forthus.

 

 

Actually it's a contraction of Gored Sphincters, but we can go with yours.

 

"This Cervix Gored Sphincters up to ELEVEN"...?

 

hm

 

hm hm

 

So, did that cervix gore up to eleven sphincters, or was it an unknown number of sphincters gored, up to eleven of some unspecified measurement...?

 

 

I use Brady's Original Sphincter & Orifice Measurement Scale, "BOSOMS" for short. I thought everyone did.

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It's from the Latin contraction, goesus forthus.

 

 

Actually it's a contraction of Gored Sphincters, but we can go with yours.

 

"This Cervix Gored Sphincters up to ELEVEN"...?

 

hm

 

hm hm

 

So, did that cervix gore up to eleven sphincters, or was it an unknown number of sphincters gored, up to eleven of some unspecified measurement...?

 

 

I use Brady's Original Sphincter & Orifice Measurement Scale, "BOSOMS" for short. I thought everyone did.

 

11 on the BOSOMS scale...?

 

Impressive!

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It's from the Latin contraction, goesus forthus.

 

 

Actually it's a contraction of Gored Sphincters, but we can go with yours.

 

"This Cervix Gored Sphincters up to ELEVEN"...?

 

hm

 

hm hm

 

So, did that cervix gore up to eleven sphincters, or was it an unknown number of sphincters gored, up to eleven of some unspecified measurement...?

 

 

I use Brady's Original Sphincter & Orifice Measurement Scale, "BOSOMS" for short. I thought everyone did.

 

11 on the BOSOMS scale...?

 

Impressive!

 

 

It don't know what that would be in parsecs, but I believe it's a personal best.

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I want it converted to lightyears, hectares, lumen and pounds sterling.

 

 

 

Nobody pounds Sterling anymore, that was just a phase he went through in college.

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I want it converted to lightyears, hectares, lumen and pounds sterling.

 

 

 

Nobody pounds Sterling anymore, that was just a phase he went through in college.

He's playing hard to get.
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