CAL'S Column Early September 2011 Edition - Comics General 2 2

[goldust40]

Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

Septic Tanks.

 

You were obviously mixing in the wrong company.

 

Dammit, don't tell everyone. I was waiting for Cal to divulge his expertise in Cockney rhyming slang.

[goldust40]

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening.

 

Totally forgot about that.... wow Rohypnol really works

 

I'll say. You were anybody's that night.

[chromium]

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening.

 

Totally forgot about that.... wow Rohypnol really works

 

I'll say. You were anybody's that night.

 

I blame the Puma's.

[goldust40]

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening.

 

Totally forgot about that.... wow Rohypnol really works

 

I'll say. You were anybody's that night.

 

I blame the Puma's.

 

[Comicopolis]

Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

 

You were under the table at the time, nobody really wanted to look to see what you were doing

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening.

 

That was the Comicana office, silly boy.

[Calamerica]

Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

Septic Tanks.

 

You were obviously mixing in the wrong company.

 

Dammit, don't tell everyone. I was waiting for Cal to divulge his expertise in Cockney rhyming slang.

 

thank goodness I don't have any..

 

CAL who does not shiver in his knickers....

[goldust40]

Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

 

You were under the table at the time, nobody really wanted to look to see what you were doing

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening.

 

That was the Comicana office, silly boy.

 

You and your Nick fantasies.

[Calamerica]

Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

 

You were under the table at the time, nobody really wanted to look to see what you were doing

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening.

 

That was the Comicana office, silly boy.

 

You and your Nick fantasies.

[goldust40]

Um, the intent of the joke was still quite clear. I changed it to Yank because we were doing British mama jokes, and Brits like to call Americans Yanks. It was a style choice.

 

Subtle, I know....

 

 

When I was there this Summer they referred to Americans as "Septics" ...mind you it was during a knee's up.

 

 

You were under the table at the time, nobody really wanted to look to see what you were doing

 

It was getting steamy in that gay pub that we wandered into at the end of the evening.

 

That was the Comicana office, silly boy.

 

You and your Nick fantasies.

 

Good of you to make the effort to appear to be in on the joke.

[BlowUpTheMoon]

I miss CAL'S Column. 

[THE_BEYONDER]

6 minutes ago, BlowUpTheMoon said:

I miss CAL'S Column. 

 Mods notified 

[Calamerica]

On 9/12/2011 at 6:29 AM, Pirate said:

 

Older one but best I could find. I think he's a hermit now.

 

 

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b190/pirate23/scalednerd-xmen.jpg

Forensic evidence: NO pic of IMSM thus this cannot be CAL.

CAL a fan of True Crime....

[Calamerica]

37 minutes ago, BlowUpTheMoon said:

I miss CAL'S Column. 

[Buzzetta]

1 hour ago, BlowUpTheMoon said:

I miss CAL'S Column. 

I was but a child when this column was written... a child. 

[Calamerica]

8 hours ago, Buzzetta said:

I was but a child when this column was written... a child. 

"BY" a child????

Hope not...

[Buzzetta]

28 minutes ago, Calamerica said:

"BY" a child????

Hope not...

It says "but".... Cal's vision is fading and soon he won't be able to tell the difference between a 9.8 and a trimmed 2.5 with moderate color touch and a married cover. 

 

Just like Cal Riplen, eventually every Cal finds themselves on the bench...  

Edited February 14, 2021 by Buzzetta

[Calamerica]

39 minutes ago, Buzzetta said:

It says "but".... Cal's vision is fading and soon he won't be able to tell the difference between a 9.8 and a trimmed 2.5 with moderate color touch and a married cover. 

 

Just like Cal Riplen, eventually every Cal finds themselves on the bench...  

Ripkin.

CAL who is a HUGE Baltimore Oriole fan since boyhood and until the end of time....

[Buzzetta]

11 minutes ago, Calamerica said:

Ripkin.

CAL who is a HUGE Baltimore Oriole fan since boyhood and until the end of time....

I had cal sign a ball once but he signed it with what he had... a black ballpoint pen... that hasn’t aged well

I have a Jeter bat and the only other bats I would like is an auto Ripken or Mattingly bat.  Even in the Bronx, Ripken commanded respect.  
 

Ripken was always a favorite of mine despite his obvious shortcoming of not playing in pinstripes. 

Edited February 14, 2021 by Buzzetta

[Calamerica]

7 minutes ago, Buzzetta said:

I had cal sign a ball once but he signed it with what he had... a black ballpoint pen... that hasn’t aged well

I have a Jeter bat and the only other bats I would like is an auto Ripken or Mattingly bat.  Even in the Bronx, Ripken commanded respect.  
 

Ripken was always a favorite of mine despite his obvious shortcoming of not playing in pinstripes. 

Ripkin's father yanked Cal Jr. out of a game in the middle innings one time - he did not want to ruin the 2,350-whatever playing streak but he had to let the kid know who the Manager was.

All my relatives and friends were hating on the old man except me. I love Cal Jr but the old man WAS the boss - what he says has to go.

I had a Don Buford bat  - broken off throw away - it was the heaviest allowed by MLB back oil the day. it WAS heavy!

My uncle had a Frank Howard full bat - also the heaviest allowed by MLB. Howard used to wave that bat like it was a badminton racket!

Yes I love the Orioles but have extreme respect for the pinstripes. When the Orioles can't win I find myself rooting for the Yanks.

I li ve in S. CA but only went to a handful of Dodger and Angels games. Just not the same. They are okay, I guess, but the Orioles are for me.

CAL who dreamed of being a Oriole starting Pitcher as a small boy. 

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

58 minutes ago, Calamerica said:

Ripkin.

CAL who is a HUGE Baltimore Oriole fan since boyhood and until the end of time....

Speaking of Ripkens and Orioles.