What do you tell your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend/live-in parole officer?

[Ryan.]

I cannot help but feed my addiction to buying books in the marketplace. It's my vice and there's no stopping it. Therefore, every 5 days or so I receive a package in the mail, usually a Priority mailing box about the size and weight of a CGCed comic, and my girlfriend asks me what it is. I have told her that I will stop buying comics for a while so we can properly save our money for a wedding, nicer apartment, burlap sacks for clothing, etc. Clearly I haven't stopped. What should I start telling her is in those boxes? I know I'm not the only one here with this problem.

[Whizzer]

Crack.

[Wrightson fan]

Have them mailed to your office....or pay for a box at the post office.

 

 

[Park]

Crack.

 

I would go with crack as well.

[ss5rmp]

bubblewrap?

[paperheart]

"guess what they aren't? shoes, clothes, handbags, etc."

[Marvelfangirl]

Crack.

 

I would go with crack as well.

Agreed.

[DeadOne]

Crack.

 

I would go with crack as well.

Agreed.

(thumbs u

[Dr. Balls]

I have my stuff shipped to work - always have. I'm addicted to it, too - I sneak 'em in the house under my coat or in my briefcase.

 

It's definitely crack.

[Ryan.]

Crack.

 

I would go with crack as well.

Agreed.

 

I suppose that would handily explain why my Paypal account has drained away so rapidly. Well, at least until that commie institution freezes my funds!

[Ryan.]

I have my stuff shipped to work - always have. I'm addicted to it, too - I sneak 'em in the house under my coat or in my briefcase.

 

It's definitely crack.

 

Haha. I have definitely done The Sneak.

[GACollectibles]

I cannot help but feed my addiction to buying books in the marketplace. It's my vice and there's no stopping it. Therefore, every 5 days or so I receive a package in the mail, usually a Priority mailing box about the size and weight of a CGCed comic, and my girlfriend asks me what it is. I have told her that I will stop buying comics for a while so we can properly save our money for a wedding, nicer apartment, burlap sacks for clothing, etc. Clearly I haven't stopped. What should I start telling her is in those boxes? I know I'm not the only one here with this problem.

 

Porn.

[Marvelfangirl]

Crack.

 

I would go with crack as well.

Agreed.

 

I suppose that would handily explain why my Paypal account has drained away so rapidly. Well, at least until that commie institution freezes my funds!

[oakman29]

First thing you don't want to lie to your girlfriend/ fiance,just tell her the truth.

Set the bar at the beginning of your relationship, otherwise she will keep taking without some giving.I involve my wife in my hobby,instead of alienating her away from it.My wife is actually a great grader,and when we go to cons she usually picks out books that are much nicer grades than I would have bought.Don't buy books at a fever pitch,because you have to give too! It works both ways,finding a happy medium is the key to a happy relationship.

[DeadOne]

First thing you don't want to lie to your girlfriend/ fiance,just tell her the truth.

Set the bar at the beginning of your relationship, otherwise she will keep taking without some giving.I involve my wife in my hobby,instead of alienating her away from it.My wife is actually a great grader,and when we go to cons she usually picks out books that are much nicer grades than I would have bought.Don't buy books at a fever pitch,because you have to give too! It works both ways,finding a happy medium is the key to a happy relationship.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

j/k

[Whizzer]

First thing you don't want to lie to your girlfriend/ fiance,just tell her the truth.

Set the bar at the beginning of your relationship, otherwise she will keep taking without some giving.I involve my wife in my hobby,instead of alienating her away from it.My wife is actually a great grader,and when we go to cons she usually picks out books that are much nicer grades than I would have bought.Don't buy books at a fever pitch,because you have to give too! It works both ways,finding a happy medium is the key to a happy relationship.

 

 

I bet you don't share the fact that you've been systematically wiping out all the homeless people in your area with her?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dr. Balls]

I cannot help but feed my addiction to buying books in the marketplace. It's my vice and there's no stopping it. Therefore, every 5 days or so I receive a package in the mail, usually a Priority mailing box about the size and weight of a CGCed comic, and my girlfriend asks me what it is. I have told her that I will stop buying comics for a while so we can properly save our money for a wedding, nicer apartment, burlap sacks for clothing, etc. Clearly I haven't stopped. What should I start telling her is in those boxes? I know I'm not the only one here with this problem.

 

Porn.

 

She'd probably be more forgiving of porn. It's cheaper.

[Dr. Balls]

First thing you don't want to lie to your girlfriend/ fiance,just tell her the truth.

Set the bar at the beginning of your relationship, otherwise she will keep taking without some giving.I involve my wife in my hobby,instead of alienating her away from it.My wife is actually a great grader,and when we go to cons she usually picks out books that are much nicer grades than I would have bought.Don't buy books at a fever pitch,because you have to give too! It works both ways,finding a happy medium is the key to a happy relationship.

 

And after you do that, you can ride a magic unicorn to the land of lollipops where the Snuffleupagus will play the saxaphone on your wedding day while everyone sings Puff the Magic Dragon as you ride off to your honeymoon.

[oakman29]

First thing you don't want to lie to your girlfriend/ fiance,just tell her the truth.

Set the bar at the beginning of your relationship, otherwise she will keep taking without some giving.I involve my wife in my hobby,instead of alienating her away from it.My wife is actually a great grader,and when we go to cons she usually picks out books that are much nicer grades than I would have bought.Don't buy books at a fever pitch,because you have to give too! It works both ways,finding a happy medium is the key to a happy relationship.

 

 

I bet you don't share the fact that you've been systematically wiping out all the homeless people in your area with her?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We all have our skeletons in the closet.

[oakman29]

First thing you don't want to lie to your girlfriend/ fiance,just tell her the truth.

Set the bar at the beginning of your relationship, otherwise she will keep taking without some giving.I involve my wife in my hobby,instead of alienating her away from it.My wife is actually a great grader,and when we go to cons she usually picks out books that are much nicer grades than I would have bought.Don't buy books at a fever pitch,because you have to give too! It works both ways,finding a happy medium is the key to a happy relationship.

 

And after you do that, you can ride a magic unicorn to the land of lollipops where the Snuffleupagus will play the saxaphone on your wedding day while everyone sings Puff the Magic Dragon as you ride off to your honeymoon.

You just have to train her like the dog she is!