You might be a redneck, uh...comic nerd...

[buttock]

I was throwing out a bunch of boxes yesterday, and realized that I'm a huge nerd because I evaluate any box I throw away for its usefulness for comic shipping.

In the (awful) tradition of Jeff Foxworthy, I thought this might be a good idea for a thread. What quirks identify you as a comic nerd?

 

You might be a comic nerd if, ____________________.

[joe_collector]

.... you think Daredevil and The Hulk are two of the best movies ever.

[FlyingDonut]

You discuss, ad nauseum, and with great rancor, the upcoming "Crash" in comic prices.

[Red Hook]

...you think Sue Storm is "hot". (for Steve_HOCP)

[OldGuy]

You think Sue Storm is "hot".

 

But she is.......

[chrisco37]

You know all the various types of kryptonite and how they each affect Superman/kyrptonians......

[Red Hook]

...you think Hammer really is more evil than Charlie Manson.

[thecomicsheet]

...cleaned and pressed doesn't mean your pants are ready to wear to the office.

[Red Hook]

....you think Pedophile refers to someone who collects Pacific Coasts, Green Rivers and Curators.

[Wally's Comics]

you think shrinkwraped superhero oriented Underoos

are worthy of a Sotheby's collectable auction!

[Wally's Comics]

you think the comic-babe swimsuit issue is a mark-it-down on your calendar event.

[Wally's Comics]

you actually ponder whether to have sex with the wife or snipper bid on that next comic.

[Ze-man]

If you spend more then 2 hours a day on these boards.. and ignore all other facets of life..

[flashfan-migration]

... you smell the paper before you read the comic!

[NewtSamson]

.......even as an adult you have dreams about BatMan firing Grayson as his sidekick and making you the new Robin. You actually consider the advantages to fighting crime with tights or without tights under your green speedo and then decide yes I will shave my legs, like the great First Robin Himself.

[Ze-man]

I was throwing out a bunch of boxes yesterday, and realized that I'm a huge nerd because I evaluate any box I throw away for its usefulness for comic shipping.

 

 

Mann.. what a total geek you are..

That is insane.. you have a problem.. you need help..

Oh wait..

 

Here is a snapshot of the attic in my Garage..

If my wife was able to go up there she would ask me WTf are all these boxes from?

I throw them up there as I get comic stuff in the mail.

But I do re use almost all of them at some point.

 

..thought I would share.

 

[buttock]

[Red Hook]

[OldGuy]

... you smell the paper before you read the comic!

 

classic

[Apotheosis]

... you think that $26.95 for a first edition novel is too much, but $500 for a silver age key is reasonable.