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FS. New mutants 98 9.8 up on ebay tonight.

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I just posted the book on ebay so some time tonight, the book will post. New mutants 98 in cgc 9.8 w/pages, first deadpool. Some of you have expressed interest in this book and will be Pm'd asap. By far, the best copy I have ever seen. I wonder what the opening bid is.. or even the buy it now price. gossip.gif

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How are you Kreskins finding the links?

 

Kreskins??

 

A well known "psychic" - was a frequent guest on the Johnny Carson show. And don;t you DARE say "Johnny Carson?"!

 

Actually THE TONIGHT SHOW Starring Johnny Carson.

 

::edit for last sentence::

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I copy/pasted "nextlevelmp" into the ebay seller search and voilla! Viola? Whateva! grin.gif

 

I know, and my comment was a veiled way of saying "IF YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR BOOKS, THEN POST THE FREAKING EBAY LINK!!!"

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I see.... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif......

 

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The Ace.... 893scratchchin-thumb.gif

 

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Your mothers name is Sarah....

 

Ok....

 

it's the nine of hearts.... cool.gif

 

Kind of - well - yeah! Just like that! But he DID have a cool act!

 

Wasn't Kreskin the one who would guess the answer and then open the envelope to read the question? Or am I thinking of another "psychic". insane.gif

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Wasn't Kreskin the one who would guess the answer and then open the envelope to read the question? Or am I thinking of another "psychic".

 

No. That was Johnny Carson himself as Karnak. The envelopes containing the quesitons were "hermetically sealed in a mayonaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch."

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Wasn't Kreskin the one who would guess the answer and then open the envelope to read the question? Or am I thinking of another "psychic".

 

No. That was Johnny Carson himself as Karnak. The envelopes containing the quesitons were "hermetically sealed in a mayonaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch."

 

Oh yeah, that's what I was thiking of. I knew it was related to Carson somehow.

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Carnac the Magnificent!

 

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And the answer is "Pov can't spell Carnac".

 

McMahon echoing "Pov can't spell Carnac!"

 

Carson looks askance at MacMahon.

 

Audience laughs.

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Carnac the Magnificent!

 

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abbreviated sampling:

 

A: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.

Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?

 

A: An unmarried woman.

Q: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3 and 5 pm on June 1, 1952? (insert J Lo to modernize)

 

A: Rosy red cheeks.

Q: What do you get when you squat on a rosy red fire?

 

[audience boo/hiss] CARNAC: May a crazed weightlifter clean and jerk your sister

 

A: Old wive's tale.

Q: What do cannibals find hard to digest?

 

A: Kumquat.

Q: What do you say when calling your quat?

 

[more audience boo/hiss] CARNAC: May a bag of Pop Rocks explode in your shorts.

 

A: High rollers.

Q: Describe a stoned bowling team.

 

A: Crabgrass.

Q: What do crabs get high on?

 

A: Eleven.

Q: What is the total of Bo Derek and Phyllis Diller?

 

A: Supervisor.

Q: What does Clark Kent wear to keep the sun out of his eyes?

ED: I liked that but I seem to be the only one.

 

A: Sanford and Son and Ed McMahon. (insert comic-keys for relevance)

Q: Name three people who sell a lot of junk.

 

[continued audience boo/hiss] CARNAC: May your only son become a Pointer Sister.

 

and it goes on and on...

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Carnac the Magnificent!

 

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A: A nail, a board, and an S&L customer.

 

Q: Name something that's hammered, somethin that's sawed, and something that's screwed.

 

 

 

 

A: Turner & Hooch

 

Q: What's the rudest thing you can do to girl in a church?

 

 

 

 

A: Piggly Wiggly

 

Q: Describe Kermit's wedding night.

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