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Now that is chuckle worthy Tupe. :applause:

 

Thanks, oakbro.

 

PS I like Tupe because it reads like toupee. Toupee jokes charm me because I'm cue ball bald.

I promise no more bald jokes from me. (thumbs u

 

I promise to be more manly & so I forswear further wearing of butthurt on my sleeve.

 

Megan thought you were pretty manly last night. Either that, or she was just taking pity on you.

We are waiting for pics.

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Now that is chuckle worthy Tupe. :applause:

 

Thanks, oakbro.

 

PS I like Tupe because it reads like toupee. Toupee jokes charm me because I'm cue ball bald.

I promise no more bald jokes from me. (thumbs u

 

I promise to be more manly & so I forswear further wearing of butthurt on my sleeve.

 

You haven't had your coffee yet have you? What's up with that?

 

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I call for a permanent end to all Seinfeld references.

 

I never liked the show..

 

I liked it a lot when it aired.

 

I like it just fine now.

 

I hate jokes lifted from it today. They are dull, tired, beat, lame, dried-up, exhausted, spent, antiquated, dated, weak, & demonstrate an overall lack of humor & creativity.

 

Seinfeld references don't generate a chuckle from me. They induce an overwhelming wave of boredom & nausea -- like suffering through a Lawrence Welk marathon.

 

Specific apologies to Kramerica & all those folks who disagree with me.

 

 

 

 

 

These rants rantrant are making me thirsty.

 

 

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We are waiting for pics.

 

You'll have them before the day is done.

 

You'll be grateful to have had them too.

Please sir can I have some more.

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Seinfeld is out, Oliver is in.

 

What about Python?

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I call for a permanent end to all Seinfeld references.

 

Including this post?

 

My call is inapplicable to me.

 

Hush now sweet child.

 

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You're posting talents are slowly improving.

 

My best advice to you is to overcome your New Yorker nature & stop picking internet fights left & right. If you need to exercise your demons, do it with exercise. You'll be less chubby.

 

You are the BJ to my bear. <3

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For the record, I didn't pick a fight with anyone. Simply stated an opinion on the breakout of sandy vaginga syndrome. Some were offended, some agreed, some were indifferent, some smoke crack. Different strokes for different folks.

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For the record, I didn't pick a fight with anyone. Simply stated an opinion on the breakout of sandy vaginga syndrome. Some were offended, some agreed, some were indifferent, some smoke crack. Different strokes for different folks.

 

Whats a vaginga???

 

Is that a gingers vajayjay ???

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Pat, on the other hand, is a model New York poster.

 

To Pat the Resurrection (worship)

I aint no dirty New Yorker. Im from the wonderful land of New Jersey (thumbs u

 

Please make allowances for me, bro.

 

To a Floridian, everything up around there amounts to New York.

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Pat, on the other hand, is a model New York poster.

 

To Pat the Resurrection (worship)

I aint no dirty New Yorker. Im from the wonderful land of New Jersey (thumbs u

 

Please make allowances for me, bro.

 

To a Floridian, everything up around there amounts to New York.

I will let it go. To me everything past Maryland is the sticks (thumbs u

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Pat, on the other hand, is a model New York poster.

 

To Pat the Resurrection (worship)

I aint no dirty New Yorker. Im from the wonderful land of New Jersey (thumbs u

 

Please make allowances for me, bro.

 

To a Floridian, everything up around there amounts to New York.

I will let it go. To me everything past Maryland is the sticks (thumbs u

 

:acclaim:

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For the record, I didn't pick a fight with anyone. Simply stated an opinion on the breakout of sandy vaginga syndrome. Some were offended, some agreed, some were indifferent, some smoke crack. Different strokes for different folks.

 

Whats a vaginga???

 

Is that a gingers vajayjay ???

 

It's what he gets sand in constantly (shrug)

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