Tales from the Database 2003

[PovertyRow]

no harm or foul intended, but this made me laugh outloud.

 

No offense taken. None at all!

 

Now what IS this convention? Have not heard about it. My job tends to keep me pretty occupied.

[Illiterati-migration]

Yeah, MK! Just rent a Jayhawks cheerleader for an hour and get all the best deals at the next convention!

 

Man, Greggy, our cheerleaders are pretty snout, if you savvy my meaning. All the good-lookin' coeds know better than to be cheerleaders anymore!

 

...I'm not sure how to feel about that.

[FlyingDonut]

Yikes! I hadn't looked in a while! What the hell happened here? Where are the southern belles? Aaaaaaaaaaargh!

[supapimp]

[supapimp]

checkout the website:

 

www.comic-con.org

 

i doubt there will be any GA books, but it's a comic geek gathering

[greggy]

All the good-lookin' coeds know better than to be cheerleaders anymore!

 

Well, have you seen some of the dealers at the convention? They will probably give Hiliary Clinton a good deal! Yes, they are that desperate!

 

[Illiterati-migration]

Yikes! I hadn't looked in a while! What the hell happened here? Where are the southern belles? Aaaaaaaaaaargh!

 

Damn, Donut! That's not Ivy League, that's bush league!!! It's a leper colony at WF!

[Illiterati-migration]

Well, have you seen some of the dealers at the convention? They will probably give Hiliary Clinton a good deal! Yes, they are that desperate!

 

In that case, I should just dress myself up like a woman! Can I borrow your wig, makeup, and stilletto heels?

[PovertyRow]

Thanks for the link Supa! Now I remember it. A co-worker told me about it a couple of months ago!

[greggy]

Can I borrow your wig, makeup, and stilletto heels?

 

Sorry man but I lent them to Bug! I should know about trusting Bugs. The fokker took the items and disappeared! Bug, where are you?

[PovertyRow]

Sorry man but I lent them to Bug!

 

Sigh - you should know by now! Always by cheap J.C. Penny seconds to lend out! NEVER lend out your primaries!

[Illiterati-migration]

Pov, your avatar, high heels... truly, I have seen hell... and I may never sleep soundly again.

[PovertyRow]

Pov, your avatar, high heels

 

Major - just for you...a new avatar! It shall remain nutil my next ebay purchase is received! Now get to Penny's and get some backup!

[Illiterati-migration]

Major - just for you...a new avatar! It shall remain nutil my next ebay purchase is received!

 

Do I dare dream of who that avatar might be?!?!?

[Illiterati-migration]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not what I was thinking, but hey, nice walking sticks there, chippy!!

[PovertyRow]

Do I dare dream of who that avatar might be?!?!?

 

Well - here is a clue!

 

[drbanner]

Hubba-hubba...nice gams!

[Joanna]

Everybody should post the book from whence they clipped their avatar, so we can all see.

[hammer-migration]

OK, Here's another scenerio on this hypothetical situation that you might have left out: What if the "Little Old Lady" is a scum-bag (or does gender dictate that I say "person_who_is_obnoxiously_self-impressed-bag")? What if this little old lady is like Hetty Green (the woman who died at the age of 90 with over $95million dollars in her bank account yet her son had to have his leg amputated because she wasted so much time in trying to find a less expensive hospital to perform the procedure)!! Would that theoretically change the logisitics of this hypothetical deal???

[aardvark88]

Sounds like Hetty Green was a teenager when the gr8 depression hit. Literally every dime was precious to her. Brutal story about her son's amputated leg that could have been preventable.